Cheese Pavilion

1. Light roofed public structure in which gourmet cheeses are often consumed.

2. Term of endearment for an individual who has been helpful, particularly in an eccentric or unasked-for manner.
Now darling let's head over to the cheese pavilion, I hear they've some extra matured Blue Wensleydale there that's absolutely to die for!

Thank you William for so enthusiastically reciting the Zimbabwean national anthem thrice over to us all, you're a real cheese pavilion (who can stop now)
by Charlemagne1993 February 23, 2017
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Fartling

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.
Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"
by Charlemagne1993 November 30, 2015
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Bombinate

- Verb

To make a humming or buzzing noise.

{ < L. "bombilare" To buzz)
Our mother in her old age would often bombinate contentedly to herself as she pottered about her cottage

Michael quickly alienated himself from the other kids at his new school with his distinctive but disquieting tendency to bombinate aggressively in strangers' ears
by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017
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Fabella

(Pl. Fabellae)

A small accessory bone that is present in the knee joints of roughly 1/3 of individuals. Its exact function or purpose, if indeed it has one, is not known, although the fabella has been associated with a number of knee-related problems.

The bone is so called because, as its Latin-derived name might suggest, it resembles a little bean.
1.
Recent anatomic studies suggest that the prevalence of fabellae is highest in Asian and Australian populations, and lowest in North American ones

2.
Much as Michael revelled in people's deep-seated disgust for him and always went to lengths to make himself as filthy, grotesque, and loathsome for others as possible, his signature limp and twitchiness- when he wasn't massively exaggerating these things- stemmed mostly from a fabella in his right knee that interfered constantly with various nerves in his leg
by Charlemagne1993 December 19, 2019
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Akubra

{a-KOO-bra}

The quintessential Australian cowboy hat since at least the late 1800s.

More rugged and utilitarian in appearance than its American cousin the Stetson, its durability and all-weather use means make it particularly well-loved by Australian stockmen and farmers. Akubras (along with Mountcastles) are also worn by members of the Australian Defence Force.

Name believed to be derived from an Aboriginal word for head covering.
"That was a beaut hat Hugh Jackman was rocking in that film 'Australia' "
"That was an Akubra mate, the hat of men."

"No more snapbacks or bucket hats for me, I finally got myself an Akubra today mate!"
"Finally, by God, a real hat!"
"Feel like rounding me up some jumbucks now, let's get out there cobber!"
by Charlemagne1993 December 13, 2016
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Rypophagy

- Noun

The eating of sub-standard food or filth.

Actually a remarkably useful word for surreptitiously insulting someone’s cooking while having that person naively assume you're complimenting it.

{ "Rypo-" (Gk. "rypos" Filth) + "-phagy" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
"Thankyou for such a large, and may I say, rypophagous meal."

Having been lost in the outback for several days, Kev was beginning to consider rypophagy as a means of sating his gnawing hunger.
by Charlemagne1993 March 19, 2016
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Incloacate

- Verb

To conceal oneself in a lavatory.
Although normally a level-headed individual, Nick has a regretful tendency when drunk to incloacate himself and indiscreetly message certain women in his life

Michael's inborn inclination to incloacate himself for long periods left him increasingly open to name-calling and bullying as he got older. Several hours came to be no great amount of time for him to spend in the school (and later workplace) bathrooms in a single sitting as he waited out the bullies and/or wrathful line managers waiting for him beyond the bathroom doors
by Charlemagne1993 August 09, 2017
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