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A rampaging dickhead. An egotistical arsehole who thinks he's God's gift but whose worth as an individual is about roughly equivalent to that of a pile of kangaroo shit. Someone who continually spouts the sort of stupid drivel that gets people fatally bashed (regrettably, however, never him), and who almost certainly eats shit on a daily basis. A person whom Trump- to no small advantage- could take lessons in how to be a shitty individual from. That obnoxious person who stands at 5"3' but acts as if he's twice that height. In short basically a worthless, argumentative, hypocritical, coarse and ill-mannered individual who is quick to judge and complain about everything, ill-informed about even topics he claims to be knowledgeable in, and in whose presence even Gandhi would rapidly begin to strongly entertain homicidal endeavours relating to curb stomping and dismemberment within.
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Any despicable, worthless individual who you would be much better off not knowing in life.
A rampaging dickhead. An egotistical arsehole who thinks he's God's gift but whose worth as an individual is about roughly equivalent to that of a pile of kangaroo shit. Someone who continually spouts the sort of stupid drivel that gets people fatally bashed (regrettably, however, never him), and who almost certainly eats shit on a daily basis. A person whom Trump- to no small advantage- could take lessons in how to be a shitty individual from. That obnoxious person who stands at 5"3' but acts as if he's twice that height. In short basically a worthless, argumentative, hypocritical, coarse and ill-mannered individual who is quick to judge and complain about everything, ill-informed about even topics he claims to be knowledgeable in, and in whose presence even Gandhi would rapidly begin to strongly entertain homicidal endeavours relating to curb stomping and dismemberment within.
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Any despicable, worthless individual who you would be much better off not knowing in life.
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Parent: Timmy, tell the teacher which kid in your class it was that tore off all his clothes, wrecked all your stationery, smashed all the computer screens, peed on some of your classmates, smeared poo on the walls, and knocked himself out attempting to run through a wall?
Timmy: It was Tom. Also he got a stick and was trying to stab us with it when we told him we didn't want him to wreck our sandcastles
Teacher: Well of course it was Tom!
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Child: Mummy, what's that dirty smelly thing by the side of the road?
Parent: Come away Billy, quickly. That's a Tom, I don't want him lowering you to his level of worthlessness
Parent: Timmy, tell the teacher which kid in your class it was that tore off all his clothes, wrecked all your stationery, smashed all the computer screens, peed on some of your classmates, smeared poo on the walls, and knocked himself out attempting to run through a wall?
Timmy: It was Tom. Also he got a stick and was trying to stab us with it when we told him we didn't want him to wreck our sandcastles
Teacher: Well of course it was Tom!
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Child: Mummy, what's that dirty smelly thing by the side of the road?
Parent: Come away Billy, quickly. That's a Tom, I don't want him lowering you to his level of worthlessness
by Charlemagne1993 July 18, 2019
Get the Tom mug.Literally, monster pirates. The worst kind of monsters and pirates imaginable. Entities such as you probably assumed exist only in your worst nightmares, and which are so evil and depraved that, in comparison to them, even Hitler seems like a peaceable and loving bloke. Fear teratopeirates like you have never feared anything else in life, because these monster pirates are coming for you and everyone/thing you love.
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
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Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
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Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
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Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016
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The act or process of giddifying; of making giddy, dazed.
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The state or condition of being giddy or delirious.
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Confusion, bewilderment or perplexity, especially of the sort that makes one appear hallucinatory or deranged.
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The act or process of giddifying; of making giddy, dazed.
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The state or condition of being giddy or delirious.
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Confusion, bewilderment or perplexity, especially of the sort that makes one appear hallucinatory or deranged.
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Ever with a devious mind to the giddification of his female coworkers, William made a point of plying them with as much alcohol as he could at the company office party
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For her giddification Jenna, in her solitary younger years, took to burning treated pine logs, the noxious fumes from the fires of which she would vigorously inhale
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To the alarmed giddification of his benefits assessor, and in spite of the woman's futile injunctions that he stop what he was doing, Michael obdurately proceeded to fill his syringe with heroin, strap his arm, and give himself a third hit of the drug, smacking his lips and settling onto his back in satisfaction once he had done so. She, he had spitefully decided, could be the one to deal with the consequences
Ever with a devious mind to the giddification of his female coworkers, William made a point of plying them with as much alcohol as he could at the company office party
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For her giddification Jenna, in her solitary younger years, took to burning treated pine logs, the noxious fumes from the fires of which she would vigorously inhale
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To the alarmed giddification of his benefits assessor, and in spite of the woman's futile injunctions that he stop what he was doing, Michael obdurately proceeded to fill his syringe with heroin, strap his arm, and give himself a third hit of the drug, smacking his lips and settling onto his back in satisfaction once he had done so. She, he had spitefully decided, could be the one to deal with the consequences
by Charlemagne1993 July 02, 2020
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A variation of the internet slang term 'angery', specifically used to describe angry/angery individuals who are also rangas (redheads; gingers). Usually used in the context of rangas responding badly (or ostensibly so) to conversations relating to red hair-related topics such as melanin levels, sensitivity to UV light, temperament, pyromania or sexual desirability.
- Noun
Anger (whether real or purported) as manifested by rangas, particularly in relation to red hair-related topics.
A variation of the internet slang term 'angery', specifically used to describe angry/angery individuals who are also rangas (redheads; gingers). Usually used in the context of rangas responding badly (or ostensibly so) to conversations relating to red hair-related topics such as melanin levels, sensitivity to UV light, temperament, pyromania or sexual desirability.
- Noun
Anger (whether real or purported) as manifested by rangas, particularly in relation to red hair-related topics.
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To say that Charles was merely rangery at Jason's continual gibes about his general desirability and his susceptibility to sunburn would be to put things mildy. He was incensed
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Like a lot of rangas, Lauren lived in a near-perpetual state of rangery
To say that Charles was merely rangery at Jason's continual gibes about his general desirability and his susceptibility to sunburn would be to put things mildy. He was incensed
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Like a lot of rangas, Lauren lived in a near-perpetual state of rangery
by Charlemagne1993 July 03, 2020
Get the Rangery mug.Jason, in his bungling attempt to siphon diesel from someone's RV, inadvertently got a mouthful of faecilicious liquid instead
To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use
Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was
To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use
Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was
by Charlemagne1993 August 08, 2017
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Magisterial, refined, and high-flown in speech or language. Particularly in a manner that might be considered pompous or pretentious.
{ Alti- (L. altus "High") + -loquent (L. loqui "To speak") }
Magisterial, refined, and high-flown in speech or language. Particularly in a manner that might be considered pompous or pretentious.
{ Alti- (L. altus "High") + -loquent (L. loqui "To speak") }
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The volume's passages were, it seemed to Charles, gratuitously elaborate. Comprehending the altiloquent prose he would have likened to attempting to wade through honey
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Jenna's first week at her trendy liberal arts college was enough to disabuse her of her previously-cherished hope that her general quirks and pretensions in life- particularly her proclivity for verbose, altiloquent language- would, in the eyes of her artsy, cliquey peers, outweigh the myriad defects and flaws in her character that had made her a pariah at prior schools
The volume's passages were, it seemed to Charles, gratuitously elaborate. Comprehending the altiloquent prose he would have likened to attempting to wade through honey
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Jenna's first week at her trendy liberal arts college was enough to disabuse her of her previously-cherished hope that her general quirks and pretensions in life- particularly her proclivity for verbose, altiloquent language- would, in the eyes of her artsy, cliquey peers, outweigh the myriad defects and flaws in her character that had made her a pariah at prior schools
by Charlemagne1993 November 27, 2019
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A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
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The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 08, 2017
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