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by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017
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1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.
2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.
2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1.
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!
2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!
2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
by Charlemagne1993 August 6, 2017
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The quintessential Australian cowboy hat since at least the late 1800s.
More rugged and utilitarian in appearance than its American cousin the Stetson, its durability and all-weather use means make it particularly well-loved by Australian stockmen and farmers. Akubras (along with Mountcastles) are also worn by members of the Australian Defence Force.
Name believed to be derived from an Aboriginal word for head covering.
The quintessential Australian cowboy hat since at least the late 1800s.
More rugged and utilitarian in appearance than its American cousin the Stetson, its durability and all-weather use means make it particularly well-loved by Australian stockmen and farmers. Akubras (along with Mountcastles) are also worn by members of the Australian Defence Force.
Name believed to be derived from an Aboriginal word for head covering.
"That was a beaut hat Hugh Jackman was rocking in that film 'Australia' "
"That was an Akubra mate, the hat of men."
"No more snapbacks or bucket hats for me, I finally got myself an Akubra today mate!"
"Finally, by God, a real hat!"
"Feel like rounding me up some jumbucks now, let's get out there cobber!"
"That was an Akubra mate, the hat of men."
"No more snapbacks or bucket hats for me, I finally got myself an Akubra today mate!"
"Finally, by God, a real hat!"
"Feel like rounding me up some jumbucks now, let's get out there cobber!"
by Charlemagne1993 December 13, 2016
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A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
Get the Baked Beans mug.Term used to describe a random person whose chief distinguishing feature is his (her?) large, voluminous beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2016
Get the Beardo McGee mug.Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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A person who suffers from turophobia- the misguided, supremely irrational fear of cheese.
See also: weirdo, miscreant, philistine.
A person who suffers from turophobia- the misguided, supremely irrational fear of cheese.
See also: weirdo, miscreant, philistine.
1.
A: I'm a turophobe. I despise cheese
B: So, in other words, you basically despise life?
A: ... Pretty much, yes
B: Righto
2.
A: That Michael person that we happened across earlier, Jevons: now there's a worthless depressive wretch, if I ever saw one. There's a creature that makes you feel that evolution gets it badly wrong at times. Tell me, have you ever come across a more pitiful, poor excuse for a human being than he?
B: Possibly the creature, as you describe him, sir, is more to be pitied than censured. The man is a turophobe; he has an aversion to cheese. One can only conjecture at the damage this has done to his psyche
A: Indeed? I daresay. Still, this changes little: I want never to be inflicted with so much as mere mention of the blighter ever again. I can't be having with that sort of reprobate; I'm sure there's very few who can
B: Very good, sir
A: I'm a turophobe. I despise cheese
B: So, in other words, you basically despise life?
A: ... Pretty much, yes
B: Righto
2.
A: That Michael person that we happened across earlier, Jevons: now there's a worthless depressive wretch, if I ever saw one. There's a creature that makes you feel that evolution gets it badly wrong at times. Tell me, have you ever come across a more pitiful, poor excuse for a human being than he?
B: Possibly the creature, as you describe him, sir, is more to be pitied than censured. The man is a turophobe; he has an aversion to cheese. One can only conjecture at the damage this has done to his psyche
A: Indeed? I daresay. Still, this changes little: I want never to be inflicted with so much as mere mention of the blighter ever again. I can't be having with that sort of reprobate; I'm sure there's very few who can
B: Very good, sir
by Charlemagne1993 November 19, 2019
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