Definitions by Charlemagne1993
Allotriophagy
- Noun
The eating of unusual foods, or substances commonly regarded as inedible or innutritious.
{ "Allotrio-" (Gk. "allotrio(s)" Belonging to another) + "-phagy" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
The eating of unusual foods, or substances commonly regarded as inedible or innutritious.
{ "Allotrio-" (Gk. "allotrio(s)" Belonging to another) + "-phagy" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
RIP Michel Lotito- Forever to be remembered as "that French guy who ate metal things", and "that bloke who popularised allotriophagy".
Emerson had an inexplicable allotriophagous craving for rotten insect larvae.
Emerson had an inexplicable allotriophagous craving for rotten insect larvae.
Allotriophagy by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016
Rypophagy
- Noun
The eating of sub-standard food or filth.
Actually a remarkably useful word for surreptitiously insulting someone’s cooking while having that person naively assume you're complimenting it.
{ "Rypo-" (Gk. "rypos" Filth) + "-phagy" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
The eating of sub-standard food or filth.
Actually a remarkably useful word for surreptitiously insulting someone’s cooking while having that person naively assume you're complimenting it.
{ "Rypo-" (Gk. "rypos" Filth) + "-phagy" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
"Thankyou for such a large, and may I say, rypophagous meal."
Having been lost in the outback for several days, Kev was beginning to consider rypophagy as a means of sating his gnawing hunger.
Having been lost in the outback for several days, Kev was beginning to consider rypophagy as a means of sating his gnawing hunger.
Rypophagy by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016
micturient
- Adjective
Having the urge or need to urinate.
Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.
{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
Having the urge or need to urinate.
Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.
{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
1.
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient
2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient
2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
micturient by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016
Slubberdegullion
I say, what an awful slubberdegullion that Archie fellow is! Hasn't done a bloody thing all day!
I've tried getting Henry to move, but he's an insensible slubberdegullion at the moment!
I've tried getting Henry to move, but he's an insensible slubberdegullion at the moment!
Slubberdegullion by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016
Fartling
- Noun
1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.
2. A worthless human being.
1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.
2. A worthless human being.
Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"
Fartling by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016
Amnicolist
- Noun
One who lives near a river; a riverside dweller.
{ "Amnicol-" (L. “amnicola” Dwelling by a river) + "-ist" }
One who lives near a river; a riverside dweller.
{ "Amnicol-" (L. “amnicola” Dwelling by a river) + "-ist" }
1.
My word Reginald, but this is a splendid regatta! The only trouble is all the amnicolists it has attracted, most regrettable indeed for an affair that might otherwise have passed for an urbane diversion from our usual activities!
2.
Being a self-respecting amnicolist and a gifted kayaker, Basil couldn’t pass up the opportunity to run the notorious whitewater of the Lochsa river.
My word Reginald, but this is a splendid regatta! The only trouble is all the amnicolists it has attracted, most regrettable indeed for an affair that might otherwise have passed for an urbane diversion from our usual activities!
2.
Being a self-respecting amnicolist and a gifted kayaker, Basil couldn’t pass up the opportunity to run the notorious whitewater of the Lochsa river.
Amnicolist by Charlemagne1993 December 30, 2015