Char H's definitions

True Metal

Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.

"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006

dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

by Char H April 27, 2007

pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.

I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.

by Char H January 11, 2006

sea slug

One of those freakishly huge double-sided dildos.

"Check it out, man! She's breaking out the sea slug!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

jack-fucking-puddyfuck

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

by Char H January 29, 2006