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Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.
I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.
Gassy Poop by Chad was here July 6, 2022

Fridge Raider 

The equivalent of a gold digger, but instead of your money, they are after your food.
Jenny came over last night for supper, that is the third time this week. I asked if we could go to her place, but she said she liked my place better, I think she is a Fridge Raider.
Fridge Raider by Chad was here November 24, 2019

Creepy crawlies 

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair
Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.
Creepy crawlies by Chad was here November 28, 2017

Laughtermath 

The feeling you get after laughing so hard, it kind of hurts and you have to wipe the tears from your eyes.
John was showing off his new bar tricks and ended up spilling his beer on his crotch, we were all laughing so hard, the laughtermath was pretty bad everyone hurt
Laughtermath by Chad was here September 15, 2017
Taco bun is another name for tortilla. As a hamburger bun is to contain a hambuger, a taco bun contains the taco meat. A hard taco shell is a taco baguette.
Hey I want a soft taco, do we have any taco buns?
taco bun by Chad was here June 6, 2017

taco baguette 

Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.
I would rather a more authentic taco with a taco baguette rather than a taco bun.

gambler glitter 

The residue that comes off of a lottery scratch ticket.
Woohoo! I won ten dollars on my scratcher! The bad news is that i have to clean up all this gambler glitter that came off of it..
gambler glitter by Chad was here November 24, 2015