Chad Apollo's definitions
Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018
Get the Erection assassinmug. The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.
After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.
by Chad Apollo September 26, 2018
Get the Polite Acquaintance Zonemug. by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018
Get the Schlong controlmug. Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021
Get the Skilled Poon Huntermug. A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
Get the Commitment harassmentmug. Maria is the best girlfriend I've ever had. She's cute, kind, fun and most importantly, an eager wang wizard!
by Chad Apollo February 25, 2018
Get the Wang wizardmug. Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!
by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017
Get the Sperm collectormug.