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Skilled Poon Hunter

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!
by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021
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Polite Acquaintance Zone

The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.
After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.
by Chad Apollo September 26, 2018
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Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018
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Poonboss

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.
Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.
by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017
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Nature’s Viagra

A young woman who is physically attractive and has a pleasant disposition.
Frank needed ed medication to have sex when he was married. But now that he’s divorced and has a hot girlfriend he says he doesn’t need it any longer. She’s nature’s viagra!
by Chad Apollo March 5, 2021
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bum pinch

A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.
A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.
by Chad Apollo August 2, 2019
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Bone catcher

An extremely sexually active woman who also enjoys sexual variety.
Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!
by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017
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