Chad Apollo's definitions

Sperm collector

A woman who insists on having condom free sex.

Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!

by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Muffmaster

A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.

Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!

by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017

Bone catcher

An extremely sexually active woman who also enjoys sexual variety.

Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!

by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

Poonboss

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.

Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.

by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

Chocolate Bone Daddy

A black man who uses his chocolate schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass vanilla poontang.

Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017