Chad Apollo's definitions

Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.

This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.

by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

Salt Daddy

A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.

Edna is paying Steve $100 an hour to date her. He's a salt daddy.

by Chad Apollo December 22, 2020

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

pussified

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.

Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.

by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021

Skilled Poon Hunter

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.

Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!

by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021

Nature’s Viagra

A young woman who is physically attractive and has a pleasant disposition.

Frank needed ed medication to have sex when he was married. But now that he’s divorced and has a hot girlfriend he says he doesn’t need it any longer. She’s nature’s viagra!

by Chad Apollo March 5, 2021