pussified

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.
Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.
by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021
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Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo May 01, 2018
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Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.
by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018
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Skilled Poon Hunter

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!
by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021
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Polite Acquaintance Zone

The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.
After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.
by Chad Apollo September 26, 2018
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Salt Daddy

A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.
Edna is paying Steve $100 an hour to date her. He's a salt daddy.
by Chad Apollo December 22, 2020
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Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.
Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!
by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017
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