Chad Apollo's definitions

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Salt Daddy

A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.

Edna is paying Steve $100 an hour to date her. He's a salt daddy.

by Chad Apollo December 22, 2020

Muffmaster

A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.

Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!

by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017

Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Skilled Poon Hunter

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.

Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!

by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021

Polite Acquaintance Zone

The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.

After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.

by Chad Apollo September 26, 2018

Vanilla Bone Daddy

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.

Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017