Chad's definitions

snizard

A cross between a snake and lizard. Resembles a snake that sprouted legs.

Oh my god, it's a snizard!

by Chad December 3, 2003

oldist

Someone who is racist toward old people.

also see oldest

an "old person" extremest who wants to get rid of people over the age of 52.

by chad July 11, 2004

tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

by Chad October 2, 2003

banner ads

Images on the internet in the shape of a long rectangle, they are advertisements than link to other websites.

Punch the Monkey Ads.

by Chad July 8, 2003

verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.

Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"

by chad May 13, 2005

qurr

1) A douche bag with no nuts.
2)Jordann.

Jordann is such a qurr.

by Chad November 2, 2004

spammery

1. The actions and practices of a spammer.
2. A company which uses spam for advertising.

Spammery is the bane of bandwidth.

by Chad May 7, 2004