Definitions by Cemmop

Germophobe 

One who fears Germans

Mort Goldberg is a serious germophobe: he is even terrified of Heinz ketchup

Germophobe by Cemmop January 17, 2018

Landscraper 

A bad landscaper

Jim says he's a great lawn guy, but he's actually a landscraper because my front lawn is so patchy now

Landscraper by Cemmop August 21, 2017

Skimpy dipping 

Stripping down only to your underwear to swim

We went skimpy dipping because no one wanted to be naked

Skimpy dipping by Cemmop August 21, 2017

Churching

When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in

Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience

Churching by Cemmop July 7, 2017

Shroomin 

Synonym for : rad, cool, awesome dude.

Hey the math test is only like fourteen questions

Yo shroomin dude that leaves me time to do my English homework

Shroomin by Cemmop June 15, 2017