Definitions by Catty McGee
Israel is fake
A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
Israel is fake by Catty McGee June 4, 2019
Court Jew
1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.
2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
Court Jew by Catty McGee October 24, 2018
perpetual victim
A person who is constantly crying, even long after their crying has caused them to be given what they want by an overindulgent guardian.
After effortlessly ramming through the least popular and least qualified Supreme Court Justice in history, the perpetual victims of the Republican Party continued portraying themselves as under siege by a left-wing mob.
perpetual victim by Catty McGee October 9, 2018
a small loan
a small loan by Catty McGee October 3, 2018
kapo
1. A concentration camp inmate who helped the Nazis during the Holocaust.
2. By extension, a Jew, Gypsy, queer person, etc. who collaborates with Neo-Nazis, Neo-Fascists, and similar far-right groups.
3. Anyone who collaborates with people who want their group dead.
4. Anyone who collaborates with people who are interested in doing the same things to one group that have been done to their own group.
2. By extension, a Jew, Gypsy, queer person, etc. who collaborates with Neo-Nazis, Neo-Fascists, and similar far-right groups.
3. Anyone who collaborates with people who want their group dead.
4. Anyone who collaborates with people who are interested in doing the same things to one group that have been done to their own group.
1. Kapos enforced the will of the Nazis against their own groups in exchange for preferential treatment.
2. Benjamin Netanyahu is a kapo who collaborates with Hungarian and American neo-fascists.
3. Benjamin Netanyahu, Jared Kushner, and Ivanka Trump are unwitting kapos.
4. Benjamin Netanyahu, Jared Kushner, and Ivanka Trump are kapos who are under the delusion that Jews are going to be spared by their masters.
2. Benjamin Netanyahu is a kapo who collaborates with Hungarian and American neo-fascists.
3. Benjamin Netanyahu, Jared Kushner, and Ivanka Trump are unwitting kapos.
4. Benjamin Netanyahu, Jared Kushner, and Ivanka Trump are kapos who are under the delusion that Jews are going to be spared by their masters.
kapo by Catty McGee October 1, 2018
Judenhass
Literally "Jew hate." An outdated German term that was replaced by Antisemitismus in the 19th century, leading to the English word "antisemitism." The point of the word "antisemitism" was to make hatred of Jews seem rational by giving it a Latin-sounding name.
Judenhass by Catty McGee September 30, 2018
the left can't meme
a phrase used by right-wing snowflakes who are unable to take jokes at their expense. See also: Donald Trump talking about Alec Baldwin, most men talking about female comedians, etc..
the left can't meme by Catty McGee June 15, 2018