Definitions by Carnophage

nob-end 

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

nob-end by Carnophage December 15, 2004

whinger 

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

whinger by Carnophage December 15, 2004

put wood in hole

Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door

dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?

put wood in hole by Carnophage December 15, 2004

veggie 

Food which is suitable for vegetarians

dude1: is it veggie?
dude2: dude1, it's a fecking steak, how the feck could it be veggie?
dude1: just asking

veggie by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Dick and Harry 

British phrase meaning Dictionary

dude1: how do you spell condensation?
dude2: you've just typed it nob-end

Dick and Harry by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Ivan Dobsky 

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

Ivan Dobsky by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Paedofinder General 

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

Paedofinder General by Carnophage December 15, 2004