Carnophage's definitions

dob

To throw
Local dialect from Derbyshire, UK

Dob us the ball
Dob it in the bin

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

hack

The process of putting together inefficient or unsuitable programming code in an effort to quickly solve a problem.

1. I just hacked it together
2. I'm going back to hack some more code

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Cheesy Peas

Comical food product invented by the The Fast Show, a UK TV program which aired in the 90s

"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Dick and Harry

British phrase meaning Dictionary

dude1: how do you spell condensation?
dude2: you've just typed it nob-end

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

mechanical man

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.

"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

spanktastic

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic

dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?

by Carnophage December 17, 2004

Paedofinder General

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004