Carnophage's definitions

The Duke

An affectionate term for David Dickinson (the presenter of a British TV series called Bargain Hunt).

dude1: who the hell is that bronzed guy wearing pinstipe on the tele?
dude2: Dude! that's The Duke

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

dob

To throw
Local dialect from Derbyshire, UK

Dob us the ball
Dob it in the bin

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Trivial

Someone who acts irresponsibly or with stupidity.

dude1: what the hell/s he doing?
dude2: ahh, what a fecking trivial
dude1: right on

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Paedofinder General

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

flit

To move house
Local dialect from Derbyshire, UK

I am flitting
I am getting ready to flit

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

mechanical man

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.

"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004