Menstrual Facial

A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.
Joe ended up with a Menstrual Facial after finishing his plate of Buffalo Wings.
by Carl Stawicki February 02, 2009
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Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.
Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.
by Carl Stawicki February 06, 2009
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Urinal Yacker

Someone who insists on starting small talk while standing at the urinal.
Joe the Urinal Yacker makes others feel awkward while taking a piss.
by Carl Stawicki February 08, 2009
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Looking Flash

A twist on book title “Beyond the Looking Glass,” the term refers to the reflection of the camera flash that occurs when someone takes a self portrait while holding the camera up in the mirror. The flash reflects off the mirror and becomes the dominant subject. These cliché self-portraits are used excessively on social networking profiles.
Alice tried to take a picture of herself in the mirror, but only ended up with another Looking Flash.
by Carl Stawicki January 26, 2009
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Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.
The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.
by Carl Stawicki June 07, 2009
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Ankle Bracelets

Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.
Mary's hoop earrings are so big they can be used as ankle bracelets.
by Carl Stawicki October 07, 2009
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Damone

A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.
Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.
by Carl Stawicki June 14, 2011
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