14 definitions by Carl Stawicki
by Carl Stawicki February 3, 2009
The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.
by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009
Short for "Digital Communist," someone who believes in the equal distribution of digital assets and who thinks they're entitled to the intellectual property of others.
by Carl Stawicki April 7, 2009
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
by Carl Stawicki July 16, 2008
Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.
by Carl Stawicki October 7, 2009
by Carl Stawicki February 8, 2009
A combination of "polite" and "poseur," a Polseur is a person who acts overly nice to others when they do not really mean it. The worst type of Polseur is a woman who acts too nice to a man, thus leading him on.
After Joe was rejected by Mary, he realized she was nothing more than a Polseur for exuding artificial niceness to him.
by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009