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A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021
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Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
Get the Playing chess with the poltergeist mug.When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work
Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023
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Person 1: Last night I had the sensation that I fell 90 feet from the sky and hit the floor.My heart was pounding when I woke up.
Person 2: You are dreamshook.
Person 2: You are dreamshook.
by Capuchin for Hire September 10, 2022
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Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023
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Fred:"Yo what's up with my waygu hamburger?It taste like school lunch."
Greg:" They're Going Mcpremium, they got 100 chain stores across the south now, gotta keep jacking those numbers up!
Greg:" They're Going Mcpremium, they got 100 chain stores across the south now, gotta keep jacking those numbers up!
by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023
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Jake: No bro! Your gonna disturb the Social Dymanic of the gym, Hype beasts and power clowns are what keep this gym going! They are just amped up.
Jake: No bro! Your gonna disturb the Social Dymanic of the gym, Hype beasts and power clowns are what keep this gym going! They are just amped up.
by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023
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