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A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
Get the one-legged Megmug. When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work
Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023
Get the Mundane Mondaymug. When you lucid dream and die, waking you up because your brain can't process the death from the hallucination-like dream.
Person 1: Last night I had the sensation that I fell 90 feet from the sky and hit the floor.My heart was pounding when I woke up.
Person 2: You are dreamshook.
Person 2: You are dreamshook.
by Capuchin for Hire September 10, 2022
Get the Dreamshookmug. Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.
Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023
Get the craiglist mercenarymug. When a burger joint reduces their meat patty quality to ramp up sales by switching to the same meat patty supplier as McDonald's without adjusting their prices.
Fred:"Yo what's up with my waygu hamburger?It taste like school lunch."
Greg:" They're Going Mcpremium, they got 100 chain stores across the south now, gotta keep jacking those numbers up!
Greg:" They're Going Mcpremium, they got 100 chain stores across the south now, gotta keep jacking those numbers up!
by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023
Get the Going Mcpremiummug. When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
Get the Playing chess with the poltergeistmug. A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021
Get the When the air is drymug.