Capuchin for Hire's definitions

Bozodozer

Someone who does no not avoid deliberate traps and still benifits.

Person 1: "Did you see that video last week?"
Person 2: "About the cake in the mangrove forest?"
Person 1:"Yea, the guy is an absolute bozodozer. He took a slice while there was an alligator scoping him out in the back."

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

Sweatshopped

A photoshop of a picture so well done you'd think the creator took hours, maybe even days making it for the sole purpose of appraisal.

Guy 1: "Man that billboard looks hella fleek; I want me a new Z phone."
Guy 2: It's sweatshopped, the Z phone runs like a pixalated dinosaur. at best."

by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021

Tranqbuzzer

An alarm clock you setup as a failsafe after a night of self-bargaining with sedatives so you can get deep sleep without going overboard.

Person 1: "Man how do you keep waking up on time?"
Person 2:" I used my tranqbuzzer, i really dont want to be here."

by Capuchin for Hire March 24, 2022

Monkeypox

A disease spawned from the vengeful spirit of Harambee to plague the human race for his unjustly death.

Person 1:man I got cysts everywhere!
Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.

by Capuchin for Hire August 4, 2022

stamp of self-approval

A coffee cup stain left on the work desk that validates any blueprints or plans you have on paper.

I was hesitant about building that new workout equipment even though I didn't have all the resources, but after that cup of mojo left a stamp of self-approval on my blueprints I said "I'm doing this shit!"

by Capuchin for Hire December 31, 2022

craiglist mercenary

Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.

Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.

by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023