Capuchin for Hire's definitions

Monkeypox

A disease spawned from the vengeful spirit of Harambee to plague the human race for his unjustly death.

Person 1:man I got cysts everywhere!
Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.

by Capuchin for Hire August 4, 2022

Welingo

When you make a grammatical error because you were subconsciously hungry when trying to perform said literary task.

Person: Dam I forgot how to spell hangry, must be my welingo kicking in.

by Capuchin for Hire January 19, 2022

Fuckafunction

When everything from your work life, morning rituals, and weekend is compromised. So you yell in it dismay.

Person 1:" My job sucks, they closed my favorite 80s spot that I go to after work, and the Club Houses no longer honor the yearly winners with plaques. My entire week is compromised!"
Person 2:" Man fuckafunction."
Person 1:"fuckafunction!"

by Capuchin for Hire June 26, 2023

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Social Dymanic

The structure or atmosphere of a "crazy" or out of hand place.

raig: Man those dudes over there keep throwing weights ima tell em to settle down.
Jake: No bro! Your gonna disturb the Social Dymanic of the gym, Hype beasts and power clowns are what keep this gym going! They are just amped up.

by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023

craiglist mercenary

Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.

Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.

by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023

Dreamshook

When you lucid dream and die, waking you up because your brain can't process the death from the hallucination-like dream.

Person 1: Last night I had the sensation that I fell 90 feet from the sky and hit the floor.My heart was pounding when I woke up.
Person 2: You are dreamshook.

by Capuchin for Hire September 10, 2022