Capuchin for Hire's definitions

Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..

Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.

by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

Rise and Grime

When you set wake up everyday to do the same thing , but just Half-ass your way through because you A. You are too physically or mentally tired B. Your rents due and you have no choice.

Person 1:Rise and grime Rick, your late for your 16 hour shift!
Person 2: FML, aight lets get it.

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Wake-and-Laugh

When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.

Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."

by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022

Work the circle

A phrase meaning to efficiently accomplish a task by being the outlier of a choactic or upredictable scenario, similiar to how hyenas or wolves herd their prey .

WAITER: "Table 1 and 3 want their plates abd two is undecided what ahould i do?
Manager: Work the circle, take order from table one and three then go back to two.

by Capuchin for Hire January 16, 2022

doug dimmadomed

When you get so high you fall head first from your chair.

Person 1:" Wow jake so slumped he fell back from his chair"
Person 2:" Yea he got doug dimmadomed."

by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022

Jack the Track

When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.

Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.

by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023