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Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022
Get the Ionized potatomug. A house that generates its own energy from livestock, through the use of treadmills or similiar mechanisms.
Person 1:" Man look at those chickens go, they are really powering up my giant flatscreen t.v.!"
Person 2:" Yeah, looks like you got yourself a Frankenhouse going."
Person 2:" Yeah, looks like you got yourself a Frankenhouse going."
by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022
Get the Frankenhousemug. I was hesitant about building that new workout equipment even though I didn't have all the resources, but after that cup of mojo left a stamp of self-approval on my blueprints I said "I'm doing this shit!"
by Capuchin for Hire December 31, 2022
Get the stamp of self-approvalmug. When you make a grammatical error because you were subconsciously hungry when trying to perform said literary task.
by Capuchin for Hire January 19, 2022
Get the Welingomug. Clive: Yo I owe this nigga weed and gotta pay a traffic violation after finishing a double at work! I'm bouta snap!
Troy: You just a factionless victim bro, never let an estranged nigga in your car without know what he is carrying and don't be speeding in the rain after work.
Troy: You just a factionless victim bro, never let an estranged nigga in your car without know what he is carrying and don't be speeding in the rain after work.
by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023
Get the Factionless Victimmug. Most recently coined by the post-apocalpytic cybernetic dystopian future of the videogame series "Shadowrun". A deadman's trigger is essential a delayed automated message which can be sent via text or email after the initial user's death usually with urgency.You may have also seen a similar phenomenon in old cowboy movies. Today it is possible to send such text or messages through third party software or tech savy people.
Person 1: I just received a video message of my parents will through my "email"
Person 2: "Arn't they rock climbing in a remote area? Sounds like a "deadman's trigger."
Person 1:" Oh no they must have just died!"
Person 2: "Arn't they rock climbing in a remote area? Sounds like a "deadman's trigger."
Person 1:" Oh no they must have just died!"
by Capuchin for Hire February 11, 2024
Get the deadman's triggermug. A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
Get the one-legged Gregmug.