Capuchin for Hire's definitions

Frankenhouse

A house that generates its own energy from livestock, through the use of treadmills or similiar mechanisms.

Person 1:" Man look at those chickens go, they are really powering up my giant flatscreen t.v.!"
Person 2:" Yeah, looks like you got yourself a Frankenhouse going."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Social Dymanic

The structure or atmosphere of a "crazy" or out of hand place.

raig: Man those dudes over there keep throwing weights ima tell em to settle down.
Jake: No bro! Your gonna disturb the Social Dymanic of the gym, Hype beasts and power clowns are what keep this gym going! They are just amped up.

by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023

Welingo

When you make a grammatical error because you were subconsciously hungry when trying to perform said literary task.

Person: Dam I forgot how to spell hangry, must be my welingo kicking in.

by Capuchin for Hire January 19, 2022

Fuckafunction

When everything from your work life, morning rituals, and weekend is compromised. So you yell in it dismay.

Person 1:" My job sucks, they closed my favorite 80s spot that I go to after work, and the Club Houses no longer honor the yearly winners with plaques. My entire week is compromised!"
Person 2:" Man fuckafunction."
Person 1:"fuckafunction!"

by Capuchin for Hire June 26, 2023

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Factionless Victim

A third party who takes no sides who becomes victim to the onslaught of both waring factions.

Clive: Yo I owe this nigga weed and gotta pay a traffic violation after finishing a double at work! I'm bouta snap!
Troy: You just a factionless victim bro, never let an estranged nigga in your car without know what he is carrying and don't be speeding in the rain after work.

by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023

deadman's trigger

Most recently coined by the post-apocalpytic cybernetic dystopian future of the videogame series "Shadowrun". A deadman's trigger is essential a delayed automated message which can be sent via text or email after the initial user's death usually with urgency.You may have also seen a similar phenomenon in old cowboy movies. Today it is possible to send such text or messages through third party software or tech savy people.

Person 1: I just received a video message of my parents will through my "email"
Person 2: "Arn't they rock climbing in a remote area? Sounds like a "deadman's trigger."
Person 1:" Oh no they must have just died!"

by Capuchin for Hire February 11, 2024