Definitions by Captain Slappy

Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.

That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.

Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

Lemonaid Stand 

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

Lemonaid Stand by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

The Cramp 

Slang for the Police.

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.

The Cramp by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008

Trolling 

Taking LSD and exctasy together.

Man we wnet trolling and the club last night and blew the fuck up!!!

Trolling by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008

Ring Around the Rosy 

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies

Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.

Ring Around the Rosy by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Cracker Dog 

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.

Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.

Cracker Dog by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Keel Hauled 

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

Keel Hauled by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008