Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Bug Food

Bug Food is what Southerners in the US call Northerners & Canadians who come down for vacation

I'd really like to go to the beach today but there is so much bug food out that it would totally suck.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Jewkey

Stupid and cheap.

Man this Ipod is jewkey.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Maranaise

What black people call mayonaise.

Gimme extra maranaise on my samich.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Trolling

Taking LSD and exctasy together.

Man we wnet trolling and the club last night and blew the fuck up!!!

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008