Captain Sham's definitions

squirrel please

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.

First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!

by Captain Sham May 5, 2006

Tsubasa

A name given to a soccer player who shoots so hard that he can actually break the net when scoring a goal. Based on a soccer anime.

Defender 1: Did you see Jimmy's goal?
Defender 2: Yeah, he made a hole in the net.
Defender 1: Man, he's Tsubasa! The goalkeeper was smart by not touching the ball.

by Captain Sham May 12, 2006

yourmom

A nickname used by people who play FPS games online and can't think of a nickname of their own or just want to look like smartasses. On some of those games, when a player gets killed, he gets the message "You were killed by <killer's nickname>". If the killer's nickname is "yourmom", the message will look like the example below.

You were killed by yourmom.

by Captain Sham October 23, 2005

slut war

A war that started when an Urban Dictionary user called sally added a definition for the word slut that is very insulting for men. That definition is probably the most voted definition in the Urban Dictionary, since almost all women who come to this website have voted in favor of sally's idea, and a few man have tried to fight it, but can't get enough votes.

The slut war continues! Over 2000 votes up now and counting!

by Captain Sham November 3, 2005

300 Bars & Runnin'

A song made by The Game, where he disses 50 Cent and the whole G-Unit, including Olivia. The song is called "300 Bars & Runnin'" because he raps 300 line breaks non-stop with several different beats (including Jay-Z's "Takeover" and Kanye West's "Diamonds From Sierra Leone"). The song is over 15 minutes long! He basically says everything he wants to say about the whole G-Unit and answers their insults against him.
Some say this song was so heavy it made 50 Cent pull out of his beef with the Game. All the rappers in G-Unit Records made a song called "300 Shots" later, but it was insignificant.

300 Bars & Runnin'
Just loan me your ears for 15 minutes
Walk with me

Here the breakdown, pass the doja, .45 in the holster
Hollow tips'll fold 'em, them niggaz they toy soldiers
Oh, that boy colder than Hova unless he sober
Like I'm the president, but this ain't the takeover
(...)
Bitches only for your shit just a lil bit
Niggaz only for your shit just a lil bit
On my album 50 helped me just a lil bit
Only on two songs, now back to some killer shit
(...)
Now I'm running out of breath, like I just beat boxed
Got 20 bars to go, lay it down like sheet rock
Don't worry about the flow, the boy know he hot

by Captain Sham November 22, 2005

doggystlye

Common typo for doggystyle

BillyBob: I banged her doggystlye.
BillyBob: *doggystyle.

by Captain Sham December 18, 2005

mobile chicane

a car that drives so slow in a race that it just slows the other cars as they have to pass by it and doesn't really compete. In a race, it usually ends several laps behind the winner. See Minardi.

The Minardi cars ended the race 4 laps behind Fernado Alonso.

Multiplayer race winner: That n00b was 5 laps behind me!
Other driver: Yeah, he was just a mobile chicane. Slowing us down!

by Captain Sham September 6, 2005