Definitions by Captain Ginyu

living possum 

To be literally dead.

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"

living possum by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023

coupon poacher 

(noun) A person who wait in ambush for stores to restock a sale item to buy in bulk and then turn around sell at an insane markup somewhere else.

Employee A: " Look at that woman, shes been standning in the detergent aisle all afternoon? "Employee b: :she knows there is a truck to night and she is hoping to catch a new shipment of Arm and Hammer for a buck to turn around and sell for 3. " Employee A: "Thats a coupon poacher for you,"

coupon poacher by Captain Ginyu August 12, 2017

living possum 

(a) The act of being dead.

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.

living possum by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017

Brollytard 

Noun. Someone who thinks that the only important and developed characters in Dragonball are the strongest, discount weaker characters as boring.

Bill: "I think that Garlic jr is a pretty cool character"
Jeff: "No way he's lame he isn't even as strong as piccolo after he fuses with Nails"
Bill: "Would you quit being a brollytard? Not everything is about how strong the villian is!"

Brollytard by Captain Ginyu October 2, 2016

Batman Complex 

someone who takes it upon them self to take on a perceived danger no mater how ridiculous (even if it is only a one percent chance)

Look at Bill going off to put in those outlet protectors to protect his kids.
Aren't they 10 year olds?
Yeah he has a serious batman complex going on

Batman Complex by Captain Ginyu September 22, 2016

bong hit points 

The amount of hits one can effectively get out of there bong without having to reload the bong.

Terry: Crap, this isn't good, we have 2 hours til the concert and 3 bong hit points left between the 2 of us,

Jordan: Quick use bong heal

bong hit points by Captain Ginyu June 20, 2011

slogic 

(noun) A type of logic alternative that makes sense only if you don't think about it.

Bill: "I think we should go to see this movie something tells me this is going to be Awesome. Ted: "The last 4 were awful" Bill: "I can feel this will be good" Ted: "That sounds like some sound slogic there"

slogic by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2011