Captain's definitions

noop

Cunt, vagina, female genetalia

He thrust his cock into my noop.

by Captain June 26, 2003

spongebob

1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

by Captain August 3, 2003

thrill

1. To cause to feel a sudden intense sensation; excite greatly.
2. To give great pleasure to; delight. See synonyms at enrapture.
3. To cause to quiver, tremble, or vibrate.

I was thrilled when I was able to get away from your mother, she's been stalking me for months!

by Captain June 26, 2003

Juggalo/Juggalette

Just think of the name: Insane Clown Posse, fucking retarded.

wow, ICP is fucking retarded, I wish i could be fag!

by CAPTAIN May 13, 2005

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 26, 2003

ziffed

forgotten or otherwise left behind.

"I waited for them for a hour. They ziffed me again."

by Captain April 23, 2005

gotsta

have got to

I've gotsta go service your mother!

by Captain June 26, 2003