Captain's definitions

courtesan

A female prostitute, especially one whose clientele is men of high breeding and social status.

My mom is a courtesan, she only screws paying guys with a shitload of dinero.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Benis

(pronounced bee-niss)
One's stomach/tummy.

I ate too much dog food, and now my benis hurts.

by Captain June 26, 2003

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 26, 2003

thrill

1. To cause to feel a sudden intense sensation; excite greatly.
2. To give great pleasure to; delight. See synonyms at enrapture.
3. To cause to quiver, tremble, or vibrate.

I was thrilled when I was able to get away from your mother, she's been stalking me for months!

by Captain June 26, 2003

gotsta

have got to

I've gotsta go service your mother!

by Captain June 26, 2003

noop

Cunt, vagina, female genetalia

He thrust his cock into my noop.

by Captain June 26, 2003

gahsheeky

A bloody death, to be killed in a violent manner.

Piss off, or you'll be gasheekyed.

by Captain June 26, 2003