Captain's definitions

Benis

(pronounced bee-niss)
One's stomach/tummy.

I ate too much dog food, and now my benis hurts.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Juggalo/Juggalette

Just think of the name: Insane Clown Posse, fucking retarded.

wow, ICP is fucking retarded, I wish i could be fag!

by CAPTAIN May 13, 2005

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 26, 2003

fantozzi

a trumpeter that displays homosexual behavior and fingers his anus during masterbation

tom is a total fantozzi

by captain January 18, 2004

gotsta

have got to

I've gotsta go service your mother!

by Captain June 26, 2003

noop

Cunt, vagina, female genetalia

He thrust his cock into my noop.

by Captain June 26, 2003

courtesan

A female prostitute, especially one whose clientele is men of high breeding and social status.

My mom is a courtesan, she only screws paying guys with a shitload of dinero.

by Captain June 26, 2003