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courtesan

A female prostitute, especially one whose clientele is men of high breeding and social status.
My mom is a courtesan, she only screws paying guys with a shitload of dinero.
by Captain June 26, 2003
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Benis

(pronounced bee-niss)
One's stomach/tummy.
I ate too much dog food, and now my benis hurts.
by Captain June 26, 2003
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strumpet

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.
by Captain June 26, 2003
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thrill

1. To cause to feel a sudden intense sensation; excite greatly.
2. To give great pleasure to; delight. See synonyms at enrapture.
3. To cause to quiver, tremble, or vibrate.
I was thrilled when I was able to get away from your mother, she's been stalking me for months!
by Captain June 26, 2003
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gotsta

have got to
I've gotsta go service your mother!
by Captain June 26, 2003
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noop

He thrust his cock into my noop.
by Captain June 26, 2003
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gahsheeky

A bloody death, to be killed in a violent manner.
Piss off, or you'll be gasheekyed.
by Captain June 26, 2003
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