gahsheeky

A bloody death, to be killed in a violent manner.

Piss off, or you'll be gasheekyed.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 02, 2004

Benis

(pronounced bee-niss)
One's stomach/tummy.

I ate too much dog food, and now my benis hurts.

by Captain June 26, 2003

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Juggalo/Juggalette

Just think of the name: Insane Clown Posse, fucking retarded.

wow, ICP is fucking retarded, I wish i could be fag!

by CAPTAIN May 13, 2005

spongebob

1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

by Captain August 03, 2003

fantozzi

a trumpeter that displays homosexual behavior and fingers his anus during masterbation

tom is a total fantozzi

by captain January 18, 2004