Capt. Capacitor's definitions

mustard gas

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

ITD

(acronym for Internet transmitted disease)
Any piece of code that can cause harm to a computer, such as a virus or worm.

Man I got a really bad ITD form that script kiddie

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

dedrophiliac

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004

uzi

an isralei made submachine gun chambered for a 9x19mm round. Has a straight detachable magazine that fits into the handle of the wepon, also has a metal foldable stock

the isralei army quelled the riot with their uzis and teargas

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

worm

a small program that damages a computer by deleting or corrupting a critical systems file. Unlike a virus, it will spread from one computer to the next of it's own accord without any user action

I just got the latest worm going around

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

sixty nining

the pracice of positioning oneself with one's partner so that both people have the other's genitalia in their mouths

they were sixty nining in the closet

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004