Capt. Capacitor's definitions

dedrophiliac

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004

mustard gas

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

ITD

(acronym for Internet transmitted disease)
Any piece of code that can cause harm to a computer, such as a virus or worm.

Man I got a really bad ITD form that script kiddie

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

VX gas

a very nasty nerve agent, caues the body to go into muscular spasms breaking the back and seizures featured in the movieThe Rock

this is VX gas the istant you dont respect it you're dead

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

capcom

1. NASA jargon for Capsule communications, voice radio link with spacecraft
2. a Japan- based videogame company

1. CAPCOM is go flight
2. Capcom's new game sucks out loud

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 28, 2006

sixty nining

the pracice of positioning oneself with one's partner so that both people have the other's genitalia in their mouths

they were sixty nining in the closet

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004