Cappy1's definitions

dick sleeve

The prepuce or foreskin of the penis. Also known as a sheath or hood. Retractable double layer of skin that slides up and down the shaft of the penis and normally covers and protects the glans (head) from friction. This part is surgically removed when a male is circumcised therefore not every guy still has his dick sleeve.

To hell with circumcision! I'm not getting my dick sleeve chopped off!

by Cappy1 July 9, 2010

Nut rag

Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).

I couldn't find my nut rag under my bed so I had to walk to the bathroom with jizz all over myself.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Frenulum

1) A small frenum.

2) Small thin piece of flesh that connects an area of skin to a mucous membrane (ie: underneath the tounge; between the lips and gums; between the penile foreskin and shaft)

3) Small sensitive piece of skin located underneath the glans of the penis that connects the foreskin to the the shaft (often removed during circumcision).

4) Sexually erogenous zone on the bottom of the penis.

You should never get your frenulum pierced!

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Skinning it back

Masturbation.

I spent the whole day waisting time skinning it back when I coulda been getting laid!

by Cappy1 October 17, 2008

Clitoris Rex

Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.

"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"

"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005

Skinning your bone

Masturbating (usually pertaining to someone who is uncircumcised, ie: pulling the skin back).

I heard you skinning your bone last night in bed.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004