Cappy1's definitions

Waking up the rocket

When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.

"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"

by Cappy1 November 11, 2016

Skinning your bone

Masturbating (usually pertaining to someone who is uncircumcised, ie: pulling the skin back).

I heard you skinning your bone last night in bed.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

Clitoris Rex

Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.

"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"

"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Frenulum

1) A small frenum.

2) Small thin piece of flesh that connects an area of skin to a mucous membrane (ie: underneath the tounge; between the lips and gums; between the penile foreskin and shaft)

3) Small sensitive piece of skin located underneath the glans of the penis that connects the foreskin to the the shaft (often removed during circumcision).

4) Sexually erogenous zone on the bottom of the penis.

You should never get your frenulum pierced!

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

Skinning it back

Masturbation.

I spent the whole day waisting time skinning it back when I coulda been getting laid!

by Cappy1 October 17, 2008