compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
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pheNomNomenal

When food is so delicious it surpasses phenomenal status and is termed pheNomNomenal, as a result of the multiple noms it induces.
This cheese burger is phenomenal... no wait! It's pheNomNomenal! Nom! Nom!
by CapTim June 29, 2009
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contraceptionist

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
by CapTim January 25, 2008
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poop snooker

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?
by CapTim December 09, 2008
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whoredition

An audition for a role in a film/play/band that is not based on the quality of actual performance, but rather on the quality of sexual favors provided to secure said role.
Jamie's such a hottie that we allowed her to whoredition for the band, even though everyone knows she can't sing to save her soul.
by CapTim March 18, 2009
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choreplay

Foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or entitlement).
I just wanted to get my game on... the last thing I wanted to do was get caught up in choreplay, but damn, she was so demanding.
by CapTim January 29, 2008
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ludder

A combination of an uncomfortable (and often ironic) laugh, and a shudder.
I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)
by CapTim March 28, 2008
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