An audition for a role in a film/play/band that is not based on the quality of actual performance, but rather on the quality of sexual favors provided to secure said role.
Jamie's such a hottie that we allowed her to whoredition for the band, even though everyone knows she can't sing to save her soul.
by CapTim March 18, 2009
Get the whoreditionmug. The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
by CapTim January 25, 2008
Get the contraceptionistmug. A short story writing technique that uses the absolute minimum amount of written words to support and convey maximum meaning.
The word stems from a portmanteau of the words "skeleton" and "text", where the 'skeleton' is the minimum amount of support a human body needs, and 'text' referencing the written format.
The word stems from a portmanteau of the words "skeleton" and "text", where the 'skeleton' is the minimum amount of support a human body needs, and 'text' referencing the written format.
Have you read those Jimmy TwoTone stories yet? It's as if entire story has been stripped-down to a skeleton made purely out of words; I believe it's called "skeletext".
by CapTim May 22, 2009
Get the skeletextmug. A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.
After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!
by CapTim December 24, 2007
Get the hideamug. The smug, self-satisfied feeling one experiences after:
A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.
by CapTim February 19, 2008
Get the aftergloatmug. To participate in an online discussion by only using copy 'n pasted information from similar discussions found on the internet.
by CapTim February 24, 2009
Get the participastemug. Someone who attempts (often to impress members of the opposite sex/colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...
Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".
by CapTim January 04, 2009
Get the philostophermug.