CapTim's definitions
A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.
After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!
by CapTim December 24, 2007
Get the hideamug. Johnny's blatant philostophy revealed he knew absolutely nothing about quantum theory OR religion. In fact it only served to reveal what an abject idiot he was for talking way out of his depth.
by CapTim November 1, 2007
Get the philostophymug. 1. An intertwining of 2 or more naked bodies.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
1. Upon returning from fetching a drink in the kitchen I discovered three fine females entwined in a FleshPretzel on my bed....AWESOME!
2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
by CapTim January 25, 2008
Get the FleshPretzelmug. The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contreceptionist's desk.
by CapTim January 25, 2008
Get the contreceptionistmug. The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".
Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
by CapTim May 21, 2008
Get the fwristsmug. When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
Get the compenisationmug. A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.
I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.
by CapTim February 24, 2009
Get the participastermug.