When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".
Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
by CapTim May 21, 2008
Foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or entitlement).
I just wanted to get my game on... the last thing I wanted to do was get caught up in choreplay, but damn, she was so demanding.
by CapTim January 29, 2008
I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)
by CapTim March 28, 2008
A combination of "diesel" and "hybrid"; referring to an upcoming trend amongst fuel-economy obsessed auto manufacturers of creating hybrid diesel / electric drivetrains.
Both technologies are not known for their exciting driving characteristics, so essentially a diesel / electric hybrid is where traditional (petrol-driven) performance motoring goes to die.
Both technologies are not known for their exciting driving characteristics, so essentially a diesel / electric hybrid is where traditional (petrol-driven) performance motoring goes to die.
Man, if they continue developing diebrids they'll take all the joy out of motoring... it's enough to make any petrolhead sick to the stomach.
by CapTim January 07, 2010
A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.
B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.
B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.
A:
Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!
B:
Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!
Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!
B:
Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!
by CapTim March 07, 2008
A short story writing technique that uses the absolute minimum amount of written words to support and convey maximum meaning.
The word stems from a portmanteau of the words "skeleton" and "text", where the 'skeleton' is the minimum amount of support a human body needs, and 'text' referencing the written format.
The word stems from a portmanteau of the words "skeleton" and "text", where the 'skeleton' is the minimum amount of support a human body needs, and 'text' referencing the written format.
Have you read those Jimmy TwoTone stories yet? It's as if entire story has been stripped-down to a skeleton made purely out of words; I believe it's called "skeletext".
by CapTim May 22, 2009