A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.
After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!
by CapTim December 24, 2007
The smug, self-satisfied feeling one experiences after:
A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.
by CapTim February 19, 2008
A non-verbal chiding or tirade usually delivered via email or sms, often used to re-invigorate or re-align the recipient.
Bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss I sent him a textslap via company email.
by CapTim June 29, 2009
A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.
Stems from tosser and waddler.
Stems from tosser and waddler.
GuyA: See that guy over there?
GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?
GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...
GuyB: What a tosswaddler!
GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?
GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...
GuyB: What a tosswaddler!
by CapTim April 15, 2008
A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.
I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.
by CapTim February 24, 2009
Johnny's blatant philostophy revealed he knew absolutely nothing about quantum theory OR religion. In fact it only served to reveal what an abject idiot he was for talking way out of his depth.
by CapTim November 01, 2007
1. An intertwining of 2 or more naked bodies.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
1. Upon returning from fetching a drink in the kitchen I discovered three fine females entwined in a FleshPretzel on my bed....AWESOME!
2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
by CapTim January 25, 2008