spade cat

An African American man.

This word was common among jazz musicians in the 1940s and 1950s, but fell out of favor in recent times because of politically correct bull. This was never a racial slur, although politically correct twits think it is today.

The spade cat lay down a great riff during his sax solo.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

zorch

Real George, zorch cow, boss.

That model airplane sure is zorch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

road hog

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.

Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

bozo

An incompetent computer programmer.

An incompetent boss in a tech shop.

Trent is such a bozo!

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

jock strap

A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).

Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 12, 2005

Mediterranean Irishman

An Italian. A person from Italy.

Giulio is a Mediterranean Irishman. He lives in Firenza.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

neo-communist

A democrat. A person who wants to tax YOUR pants off and give the money to bums, bindlestiffs, and Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition.

Quean Hillary is a neo-communist.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005