Can Not's definitions

painin

noun - the emotional or non-physical form of pain. Related to paininite

She dumped me! I feel the painin!!!1

by Can Not September 21, 2005

sex overload

noun - a condition of having so much sex during a short period of time that the emotional and physical strain causes damage to your body. Great for a Halo 2 screen name.

"I was driving Earl around after he was drunk at Kristy's house, and he was whining that he might have had sex overload!"

"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"

by Can Not August 8, 2005

secrew

verb - to screw with a crew - having a group of people or organizations work together to mess-up or "check-mate" a different organization or group of people.

"The European Union wants to secrew us by taking over the Middle East's oil recources. We must invade Iraq, take Saddam off the thrown, and prevent the enemy from secrewing over economy. Oh, by the way, I think Saddam does bad things."

by Can Not July 1, 2005

gift taker

noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.

Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

warm blooded murder

noun - a type of murder where killing was nessecary, and done for the good of everyone, not your own hatred or desires. Less animalistic than most murders.

Little Timmy: "I don't know why, but everyone wanted Larry dead, and I was the only one with a gun. So I shot him."
Ugiene: "thats warm blooded murder...you leet monster."
Kyle: "Press 555 if you like me!!!!!!1111"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005

Quantity/Quality

noun - Quality over Quantity - Usefulness over Number of - 1. the ideal or idealism that the number of posts you have are more important than the content.(in an online forum.) 2. the ideal that hundreds of weaker units will defeat a smaller number of better units. like in Starcraft(a), Warcraft, Command and Conquer(b), Warhammer 40,000(c), and several other great real time strategies

1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"

2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"

2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"

2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."

by Can Not May 13, 2005