Calvin's definitions

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

STM

Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

mexi pack

When one loads up a car, for instance a 4-door sedan with 5 seats, so that there is a minimum of 8 people in the car. The more the Mexi-er.

"Eight of us mexi packed Jaden's Volvo."

by Calvin April 25, 2005

D12

A very talented rapper and five other black guys that carry his luggage.

Did you pick up the new D12 cd? Ya, me niether.

by Calvin May 13, 2005

calvin and hobbes

Defintely the best comic ever written! Bill Watterson is a pimp!

I have many calvin & hobbes tattoo's :)

by CaLviN May 22, 2003

Luminaire Mage

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.

Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.

by Calvin June 29, 2003

wongbat

when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.

Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!

by calvin October 28, 2003