Calvin's definitions

westside

Verb. To Throw up ones hands in a form of a "W".

Ima Westside your ass if you fail me on my permit test.

by Calvin February 24, 2005

malt

young woman of gipsy/council house origin

big earings and little pikey boots
mostly predominant in maidstone kent area

by calvin May 2, 2003

wongbat

when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.

Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!

by calvin October 28, 2003

Pussy Hug.

When a girl leans in & arches her back and her pussy is the first thing to make contact.Then she slowly presses her tits against your chest & then finally she wraps her arms around your neck.

A blatant sign of disrespect.

That girl just gave you a pussy hug.

by Calvin March 16, 2005

papa del

Sp. "Father of the..." but also a good thing. also can be used with "trigo" or "trick daddy aich" meaning "trick daddy" to signify a juke or ownage.

(after someone got balled up) oh shit son, he got papa del trick daddy aiched!

by Calvin November 17, 2002

TPM

Thrusts Per Minute

See sex

I bang my girlfriend at 1,000 TPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004