mortis

the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity

John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*

by CURNICNLGEE August 01, 2023

qazwsxedcvfrbgtyhnujmiklop

my god, get a life
i mean, i made the submission so im just as deep in as you, but leave while you can
i mean, being so far in youve resorted to going left to right, down down down up up?
go read a book, jerk off, touch grass or just anything but this

when you type qazwsxedcvfrbgtyhnujmiklop, you know that you really dont have a life

by CURNICNLGEE March 07, 2022

emerges

a more intimidating way of saying appear

Compare:

He appears from behind the tree
He emerges from behind the tree

by CURNICNLGEE March 30, 2021

fokgdgkhjoighd

sorry had a stroke

guy a: fokgdgkhjoighd

guy b: what

guy a: nah i just had a stroke

guy b: oh ok

by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021

DODODODODO

the opening lyrics to darude sandstorm

DODODODODO
dodododododo
DODODODODO
dodododododo
DODODODODO, DODODODODO
DODODODODO, DODODODODO
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021

WALMART!

that one thing Jake Paul screamed once

Jake Paul: WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Mooooom

No argument between siblings can end without this dreaded word being uttered

Alex: MOOOOOM! Alice hit me
Alice: No I didn’t it was Alex

by CURNICNLGEE January 29, 2021