Mooooom

No argument between siblings can end without this dreaded word being uttered

Alex: MOOOOOM! Alice hit me
Alice: No I didn’t it was Alex

by CURNICNLGEE January 28, 2021

WALMART!

that one thing Jake Paul screamed once

Jake Paul: WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Quack

That is the sound that a duck makes

I don’t know why you’re here

Duck: *quack quack quack*
Other duck: *quack quack quack quack*
Duck: *quack quack, quack quack quack quack*
Other duck: ... *quack*

by CURNICNLGEE January 28, 2021

Civil Rights Beam

How Martin Luther King Jr. tried to end racism once and for all by killing Donald Trump

Martin Luther: Prepare for my civil rights beam!
Trump: *fucking dies*

by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021

opuityerqwklhjfgsdmabncvzx

u so bore dplz stop

i heard if u type opuityerqwklhjfgsdmabncvzx u so bored u gay

by CURNICNLGEE March 24, 2020

updog

A joke where a person mentions updog a bunch of times until the recipient says "What is updog" but the joke is that it's supposed to mean "What's up, dawg" (another way of saying "Hey") and then you answer "NOT MUCH WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!" and rek ther ass ur sumthing.

Its updog. What is updog? AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH "Game Grumps"

by CURNICNLGEE November 20, 2019

Headlight Fluid

When Gavin forgets the word for washer fluid

Gavin: "The Headlight Fluid container fell into the car onto his lap"
Gus: "The Headlight Fluid container, really?"

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022