CORNHOLIO's definitions

Napoleon

A short person who fancies himself hot shit.

Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!

by cornholio October 16, 2003

high-rider

Passe term for the type that had ski-racks on their cars in the summertime, with a sticker that said "Think Snow."

That blond high-rider was a complete idiot.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

caterpillar

Hair on the vulva, esp. if trimmed to resemble a larva's shape; pussy hair, cunt hair. See Brazilian; pubic hair; pussy hair; pendejo.

I pushed her thong aside and began to lick her caterpillar.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

remulac

A village in France.

We hail from Remulac, a village in France.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

hymie

A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson

We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

the fuggerung

A mythical creature that is rumored to roam the wilds of the South East of England. The fuggerung's visage is reportedly so hideous that any would-be traveller/challenger who has encountered the beast has rarely returned to tell his tale.

Those that do return are driven mad by the horrors of the fuggerung, and when asked as to what they saw can only twist their face into a cruel distortion of their normal figures. This condition is often referred to as Man-this-soup-is-hot syndrome.

"Oh, I am now a weary traveller, but I have ye one more question. What has become of Sir Thomas of Cheriton?"
"Why good sir, he is never seen again. For he has seen the fuggerung, and is mad with terror!"

by cornholio November 9, 2004

bodice ripper

A "romantic" but risque novel aimed at a female audience; refers to the buxom women who decorate the covers, along with the dark, handsome, and wealthy male

I went to the bookstore in the airport, but all they had were bodice rippers

by Cornholio September 25, 2003