Definitions by CORNHOLIO

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003

nova 

Expensive and not very salty smoked salmon, from "Nova Scotia."

Gimme a bagel, some nova and cream cheese -- no oinion!

nova by cornholio October 30, 2003

Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.

I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!

Cookie-pusher by Cornholio October 28, 2003

Tutt 

ugly kid

luke

Tutt by cornholio October 24, 2003

syph 

Syphilis

He came back from Tangier with a bad case a da syph.

syph by Cornholio October 22, 2003

Deuce 

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

Deuce by Cornholio October 19, 2003

Strine 

Australian English, or English as spoken in Oz.

In Strine, a girl is a Sheila. They like 'em drunk and passed out.

Strine by Cornholio October 19, 2003