cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 06, 2003

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 12, 2003

doo-doo

Dung; caca; fecal material referred to in a childish vein; trouble but not real bad trouble

"We're in deep doo-doo, now, Mr. Bush," she whispered anxiously.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

America gonif

"Damned clever, these Yankee goyim."

Al Sharpton's hair is REAL. America gonif!

by cornholio October 15, 2003

The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 05, 2003

Fascist Island

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

by cornholio October 17, 2003

buggerall

British for "not a damned thing'; gurnisht; nada.

I worked painting his house for a week, but he didn't pay me buggerall

by cornholio October 10, 2003