CORNHOLIO's definitions

mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.

I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

puppy

(1) A thing.
(2) A person.

(1) I wouldn't mess with that puppy; it's breakable.
(2) Tom Delay is one sick puppy.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

digitus impudicus

{The finger; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.

After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir

by cornholio October 11, 2003

bicoastal

Someone, often a bobo or a limousine liberal, who haunts both coasts and ignores what's in between; see red states.

He was so bicoastal he'd never heard of Omaha except in ads for mail-order steak.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

my ass

Term for your bitch.

Don't touch that bitch, that's my ass!

by Cornholio June 27, 2003

That Old Fish Smell

The pungent aroma of engorged pussy.

As soon as I went down on her, there was that lovely Old Fish Smell.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

Naknik

One who doesn't have Courage to hit on girls and a loser.

Naknik A. see a fine girl and doesn't hit on her.

by Cornholio March 19, 2004