COLLEEN's definitions

greatestjournal

Greatestjournal is a kickass online journaling site that goes faster than livejournal and doesn't have near all the teenies and assholes. most commonly known as "gj" when two greatestjournal users are talking about it.

I just got a new greatestjournal, it's so much better than livejournal
www.greatestjournal.com

by colleen March 10, 2005

Macking

performing some kind of sexual act or foreplay; mackage

"Last night me and Billy Bob we're macking it hardcore"

by Colleen September 8, 2004

Mackage

In close association with macking, recieving/performing sexual acts, usually only referred to when drunk or at a party, or the day after.

"There with be lots of mackage going on tonight"

"Was there any mackage?"

by Colleen September 8, 2004

elephantitis

it's when your balls are big and saggy. Anyway, you guys got the rhyme wrong both times.
Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your balls...hang...low?

by Colleen March 26, 2003

Bad news bears

describes something negative. derived from the children's book series "the berenstein bears", one of the books was called "bad news bears." mostly used by hipsters and anyone who grew up reading those books.

"it's raining out today, that's bad news bears"

by Colleen June 13, 2004

dingo's breakfast

A yawn, a piss and a good look around.
In other words, I had no breakfast.

I had a dingo's breakfast this morning.

by Colleen May 9, 2003

5 Count

The thing that gets evey party, social gathering off to the right start; a toast where someone puts a fist in the air and counts off for 5 seconds while everyone chugs their beer. Usually repeated many times through the night

"Let's do a 5 count!!!"

"Oh man, that 5 count just killed me!"

by Colleen September 8, 2004