Captain M

See also Captain Magenta

"Captain M to the max!"

by CJ September 05, 2004

David Bowie

Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.

David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.

by cj January 17, 2004

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

by CJ May 05, 2004

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 07, 2004

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

Bodies on a gun

A gun that has been used for a murder. Usually reffered when some one buys the murder weapon

Tony bought the gun from Danta'e, but didn't know he had bodies on it.

by cj October 17, 2003

jizzhead

a person with the name justin fisher.

justin is a jizzhead.

by cj March 30, 2004