your mum

1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.

1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!

by Chaz April 17, 2004

Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.

its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.

by Chaz January 06, 2005

cuminize

to steal an something because it is more valuable to you.

I cuminized the escher painting, because it was in a frat house and i am a math major.

by chaz July 27, 2004

artificial sweetener

Sperm or Man juice. Also known as jiz.

She took a sip of my artificial sweetener.

by Chaz July 08, 2004

metro sexual

A man who is in touch with himself, not gay, but someone who knows how to dress and how to "primp" when the time is right.

Mitch Johnson

by Chaz April 20, 2004

bogan

English term, different from the aussie and yank definitions, for a group of long-haired hippy-types, often vegetarian, embracing heavy metal and aircooled vw culture, often found hanging out on the beach, the park, fields or anywhere smokin reefer and listening to Nebula and Fu Manchu whilst discussing how theyre gonna slam their rusty old vw beetle and how the chavs are ruining all their favorite festivals.

often heard saying "coool van man!", and "wanna burn a doobie with me maan?"

by Chaz April 13, 2005

tupac (2pac)

Tupac shakur is teh shitest rapper ever.... he was so crap, and ppl only liked him when he was dead, or he was more famous...same with van gogh, tupac is just a shitface....cant rap...twista too...he needs to lay off the pie

What a load of shit

by chaz June 07, 2004