CHROME POLE's definitions

Life Condom

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

Take off your Life Condom and get in!

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Eunuchopia

Eunuchcopia

(Noun)

A dwindling society in which the members sacrifice their male genitalia in hopes of gaining public interest.

i.e. "cockless"

Synonyms:

-Also any variety of American politics

That city is an incestual eunuchopia.

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Oppornudist

One who seeks any opportunity to enjoy nudity.

His boss didn’t know he hired an oppornudist until he found him watching porn at work.

by CHROME POLE February 7, 2024

Homoerotic Genocide

The pre-destined outcome for the Chick-Fil-A franchise.

Synonym: "High Fiving" God

"The Great Homoerotic Genocide" will help rid the world of evil.

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal

"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Nigerian Necktie

A term used in southern Nigeria when a white man is lynched for appearing superior.

i.e. A result of Eugenics

"Just look at him: He needs a Nigerian Necktie."

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Herculetic

(Adjective)

A descriptive adjective referring to the strength of ones penis.

i.e. "Rock Cock"

"Stay back! That man has herculetic powers!"

by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019