Definitions by CHROME POLE

Oppornudist 

One who seeks any opportunity to enjoy nudity.

His boss didn’t know he hired an oppornudist until he found him watching porn at work.

Oppornudist by CHROME POLE February 7, 2024

placential 

As a newborn, your first nutrients ingested is of the placenta from which you were born.

My placential father always orders his steak blue.

placential by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Life Condom 

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

Take off your Life Condom and get in!

Life Condom by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Homoerotic Genocide

The pre-destined outcome for the Chick-Fil-A franchise.

Synonym: "High Fiving" God

"The Great Homoerotic Genocide" will help rid the world of evil.

Homoerotic Genocide by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Eunuchopia 

Eunuchcopia

(Noun)

A dwindling society in which the members sacrifice their male genitalia in hopes of gaining public interest.

i.e. "cockless"

Synonyms:

-Also any variety of American politics

That city is an incestual eunuchopia.

Eunuchopia by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Eviscerated Sphincter 

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal

"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"

Eviscerated Sphincter by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Nigerian Necktie 

A term used in southern Nigeria when a white man is lynched for appearing superior.

i.e. A result of Eugenics

"Just look at him: He needs a Nigerian Necktie."

Nigerian Necktie by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019