CHRISTINA's definitions

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

coke head

one who does cocaine

yeah his mom's a coke head.

by Christina August 15, 2004

face down ass up

A great sex position in which the girl stands bent over and the guy stands behind her. Also a good song by 50 Cent and Tony Yayo

Face Down, Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

by Christina August 30, 2004

Lenny Kravitz

Looks like Oprah with his hair straight.

Lenny Kravitz is the american woman.

by Christina August 30, 2004

FORD

Piece of shit make of car
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)

Fucked On Race Day

Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford

On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN

by Christina August 31, 2004

kid rock

n. 1 Ordinary generic-looking ugly Redneck 2 Uneducated Trailer Trash Wimp 3 No talent 4 Cannot sing 5 To not wash your hair 6 To not bath in a long time 6 Pam Anderson’s whipped bitch 7 Proof that even ordinary rednecks with no talent can be in the music industry 8 The attempt to sing rap…no wait...country...no, oh yeah...rock... who the fuck knows...9 A mixed up inbred banjo player 10 Farm boy 11 Sheep fucker

Redneck Kid Rock sucks fat cock...

Girl#1 "Hey look, its Kid Rock!"

Girl#2 "Who? Oh yeah, that fucking ugly piece of worthless shit."

by Christina September 4, 2004

tramp stamps

Food stamps...many hookers have sex to get them... hence the name tramp stamps. Coupons/money provided by the goverment for the poor people to buy food.

These damn tramp stamps don't buy diapers.

by Christina September 7, 2004