CHRISTINA's definitions

HORF

whatever you want

WUT DA HORF?
GET THE HORF outta here

by Christina April 21, 2003

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

cachina

slang term for vagina

Joe: That girl had a tight cachina, ya heard?

Shanequia: My cachina itches fool.

by Christina March 13, 2005

mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

by christina October 8, 2004

Crack Jog

The manner in which crack addicts prance excitedly back to their respective locations from their dealers automobiles.

The crack monster, formally known as Christina, had one hell of a crack jog back to her apartment after taking a much anticipated trip around the block in Jamal's 76' Deville.

by Christina September 1, 2008

road rules

A show on wordMTV/word where a group of people drive around in a winnebago and do stupid shit for money.

He man, that crazy bitch on road rules just ate a cockroach!

by christina July 14, 2003

Kirrund

1. One who overly-uses the Time Stop spell, usually angering others.

2. Those who are fond of kitty-girls.

1. Dammit Kirrund! Stop that! I can't move!

2. No, Kirrund, I will not put on that outfit!

by Christina July 25, 2003