CHRIS's definitions

dog food

A word used to refer to the drug heroine.

I'm off that dog food.

by Chris February 14, 2005

sing the sorrow

AFI's album that came out around 2003, it was their third album that was actually good. Showed a lot of depth and progress they have made, transforming from an awful punk band to a more musically sound and artistic band. Their move towards a more darker aspect has generally created a wider fanbase and a much more detailed persona.

Sing the Sorrow is a decent album.

by Chris April 20, 2005

Scoob

The act of inserting 3 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index, middle, and ring fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). The thumb is then bent and dog barks and ruffs are expected. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described as the next level up from the Shocker. This method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Pharrell have been able to pull it off.

I gave her the Shocker, but she was used to it, so i gave her the Spock-er, but she wasn't into Star Trek so I gave her the SCOOB

by Chris April 1, 2005

Kablamo Method

A technique used to defeat opponents in a contest or game.

Carlita: Yes I scored a touchdown

Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.

Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12

by Chris November 7, 2003

Pig Fishin

Tie bacon on to some string, partner swallows and keeps it in the stomach.
During sexual behaviour of the poop shute variety the string can be pulled. This results in retching and constriction of all the major muscle groups. This can be found by many to induce a pleasant sensation of pain and pressure which serves to highten the stimulus level. Why not experiment with different types of bait?

"But im a vegetarian!"

by Chris October 25, 2004

faggotess

An extremely obvious and flamboyant gay; a queer who touches people to bring pleasure to himself

You are a butt plugging faggotess!

by Chris October 26, 2003

nyapapa

a term used to express sentiments of extreme ecstasy, sorrow, or "screw you"-ness. Developed by queen and mistress of all that is gramatically correct.

"andrea is such a poser! nyapapa!"

by Chris May 13, 2005