two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
Person 1: "...That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
by Chris July 22, 2006
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Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below
If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.
by Chris November 01, 2004
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brunch music

Soft electronica with breezy lyrics about relationships. It's often enjoyed by yuppies and guppies on lazy Sunday afternoons. Best exemplified by artists like Dido, Everything but the Girl and Portishead.
"Hey girl, what's this you're listening to?"
"It's the new CD by Dido. It's great brunch music."
by chris January 18, 2004
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dustpan

a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:
jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"
by chris January 13, 2005
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BrasS

money. da scratch. moolah. dough. the long green. do-rey-me. bread.
No brass, no pizza.
Know brass, know pizza.
by CHRIS October 11, 2003
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primer 55

Right up there with Metallica, Black Sabbath, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, etc. as one of the greatest groups ever. Fortunately, they split up before losing their "hardcore underground" image to become mainstream like a lot of you bastards listen to.
by Chris August 03, 2003
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cockblocker/cockblock

adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.
If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!

I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.
by chris September 04, 2003
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