CHRIS's definitions

Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though

Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.

by Chris January 7, 2006

liquid love

Lust, a love that will fall apart easily, not commited

Stupid bitch, leave me alone, it's not a liquid love, I won't leave her for you

by Chris December 28, 2005

ground score

Stuff found on the floor after a concert.

Dude I found twenty bucks and I saw a bunch of other ground score, but they kicked everyone out.

by Chris December 28, 2005

filthy lopez

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition

by Chris December 26, 2005

Stuchy

A term used to describe theiving of work and not handing it back.

Damn, that teacher sure is a Stuchy!

by Chris December 25, 2005

Unq

1) Someone is unqualified for something, or someone who could not qualify for something.(Used in USMC and U.S. military.)
2) Someone who failed at something. Abrieviated for Unqualified.(Pronounced Unk.)

1) Smith could not qualify on the rifle range so he is an Unq.
2) You're such a waste of life you're an Unq., you're unqualified to live.

by Chris December 24, 2005

arian

Derived from the man Arius or the belief of Arianism itself, the believer of the teachings of Arius, which taught that Jesus Christ was not divine but only man, but his teachings should be followed.

Many Germanic Tribes from the Late Antiquity age were Arians. The Ostrogoth King Theodoric was an Arian. Arian Christianity was looked as Heresy by the Orthodox Christian Churches.

by Chris November 16, 2005