CHRIS's definitions

Granby

Noun. Podunk town mostly famous for being the notch in Connecticut and hometown of former MTV VJ Jesse Camp. Unofficially in a sports rivalry with the rest of the state, but namely Granby Junior.

I done got edumacated in Granby.

by Chris January 21, 2005

vin ruffino

dirty italian who lives in a place named kenmore.

Vin ruffino is hated by all lackawannians

by chris December 7, 2004

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003

kandice

someone so amazingly fugly, so incredibly annoying, mean, and fat.. that everyone hates her

kandice stop following me! and my friends! we freakin hate u!

by chris December 29, 2004

wakeskate

Wakeboarding without bindings, kind of like skateboarding on water.

Jack went wakeskating and he almost landed a kickflip, he ended up racking himself on his board though.

by chris May 13, 2005

democrat

a person of high moral conviction who votes and thinks with his heart and conscience, and not with his wallet. A person of true valor and integrity, who refuses to allow corporate greed and corruption govern his actions.

General Wesley Clark

by Chris December 27, 2003