CHRIS's definitions

kandice

someone so amazingly fugly, so incredibly annoying, mean, and fat.. that everyone hates her

kandice stop following me! and my friends! we freakin hate u!

by chris December 29, 2004

grub-loadin

the act of grubing out of ones fridge or food source for free

im in the mood for some grub-loadin

by chris May 13, 2005

Boston Red-Sox

A baseball team that kicks asss

"the red sox kick ass"

by Chris May 7, 2005

[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by Chris December 2, 2003

Yagz

A fat man horribly obessed with himself and his car, who sucks at everything but thinks that he is the greatest.

yo man, that guy last night was such a Yagz

by Chris March 20, 2005

yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005