Definitions by CHRIS

tootness 

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

tootness by Chris December 1, 2004

Seahorse 

A lesser entity than a bitch or biat. A comparison to the only species in which the male carries the eggs during gestation.

Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.

Seahorse by Chris December 1, 2004

boyant

Will float in a bowl of piss.

that turd is boyant!

boyant by chris December 1, 2004

Spodank 

(adj.) Something that is stupid, useless, or unnecessary. synonyms: stupid, gay, retarded.

That assembly we had about drugs and alcohol was so spodank. I fell asleep!

Spodank by Chris November 30, 2004

Bulo

To talk dirty, sexually.

She gave me bulo and it sounded so sexy.

Bulo by Chris November 30, 2004

drnugget 

The hottest male walking the planet today. Usually used as a replacement for super fucking hot.

"Hey Joe! Did you see that new girl in class today?"
"Yeah I did. She was so drnugget!"

drnugget by Chris November 28, 2004

wangas 

Unable to climb rocks, however in still photos always appears to be doing a good job. Despite his natural problem solving ability, he can never seem to find which rock to go to next, and that my friends will be his downfall.

Wangas just go to that rock there, and jump over to that one.

wangas by Chris November 25, 2004