Telstra

Company that was percieved by geeks to make them cool if they voiced their slanderous opinions about it - about 3 years ago. It's about as impressive as Microsoft-bashing now.
Hey, I hate Telstra, am I cool yet?

(no, you're just a wanker.)
by Chris December 21, 2004
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Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.
"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.
by Chris July 14, 2004
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punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.
Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.
by Chris May 13, 2005
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coche

coche here
by chris April 03, 2004
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faggotess

An extremely obvious and flamboyant gay; a queer who touches people to bring pleasure to himself
by Chris October 26, 2003
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Pig Fishin

Tie bacon on to some string, partner swallows and keeps it in the stomach.
During sexual behaviour of the poop shute variety the string can be pulled. This results in retching and constriction of all the major muscle groups. This can be found by many to induce a pleasant sensation of pain and pressure which serves to highten the stimulus level. Why not experiment with different types of bait?
"But im a vegetarian!"
by Chris October 25, 2004
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BPP

Shortend word for Big Pudgy Penguin
by Chris October 05, 2004
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