CHRIS's definitions

ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture

use lotion to take care of this problem.

by chris January 17, 2005

Searchifie

Verb, Adj. You can Searchifie information. It was a Searchified picture.

"I searchified that picture"
"That picture has been google Searchified

by Chris January 17, 2005

Ozan

A religion in which a follower believes that God is found within their own heart and mind. Derived from Wizard of Oz in 1939.

They were married into the Ozan religion.

by Chris January 18, 2005

pie

The All Powerful Ruler Of The World!!!

Pie Will Kick Your Ass!!!

by Chris January 18, 2005

mac mini

A $499 6.5" x 2" Apple computer introduced at the 2005 SF Macworld Expo which is based on the design of the ill-fated but award winning G4 Cube. Designed to lure iPod-toting windows users into the Mac OS camp by allowing them to cheaply replace their CPU while keeping their existing monitor, mouse, keyboard, etc... Live the digital life in stylish simplicity.

Steve just replaced his ugly virus-prone, crash-ridden wintel box with an elegant Mac Mini.

by Chris January 19, 2005

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

by Chris January 19, 2005

moo-cow eyes

A word describing a male with a large head who also has large eyes that extend from his face, looking like a cow.

The Needhams have moo-cow eyes.

by chris January 20, 2005