CHRIS's definitions

Metallica

80s metal band. Thank god Cliff Burton died or they never would've given up.

See also shit, crap, and gay.

When we were browsing through the CD store, Jack found some CD by Metallica in the shitty-ass-metal section. The section was full of cobwebs, shit, and kids with Master-Of-Puppets T-shirts.

by Chris May 17, 2005

WDW

an acronym for the expression: "Whatever, dude. Whatever."

Used to express contempt.

Nate: Where were you for so long?
Chris: I was banging your girlfriend.
Nate: WDW.

by Chris April 16, 2005

C1

From the PC game Counter-Strike, where C1 will send a radio message 'Roger that'.

Now used in real life.

Geek 1: Man this new monitor rocks!

Geek 2: C1 on that.

by Chris January 8, 2004

Tani

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!

Give me your cookie damn it. Or i'm going to beat you down like a Shane! (Look up the word Shane)

by Chris February 20, 2005

hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

by Chris May 13, 2005

bookworthy

Fuckable. Worth being screwed. Derived from book and the term spongeworthy on Seinfeld, meaning worthy of one using the sponge contraceptive with.

That girl is bookworthy.
Do you think shes bookworthy?

See book

by Chris February 19, 2005

Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 5, 2005