CHRIS's definitions

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

YAR!

1. Pirate's greeting.

2. Interjection used by pirates.

3. Expression of great joy.

4. Jubulant greeting.

1. "Yar, maties, to-day we sail to the Dry Tortugas!"

2. "Yar, whirrs me cutlass? I got an itch, yar. Yar, I need to do laundry!"

3. "YAR! I just won the lottery!"

4. "Yar, Fred, hows it going?"

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

markymark

a fagort or a flaming homosexual

markymark, you're a fucking fagort for putting on meka's clothes and other assorted homosexual activity

by Chris November 22, 2004

nub

Term can apply to any of the above meanings (i.e. being a n00b different to newb and noob, leet user etc.) but can also mean a person who opens their eyes to something...let's say for instance using the term "..." or "XD" (just an example and yes, I know smeone actually like this) They will use "..." or "XD" every chance they get. The "..." or "XD" could apply to anything, but when they get smart, they won't flog (overuse) it death. They are extremely annoying until that point.

Nub: hey
Nub: ...
Person: Hey
Nub: Sup? XD
Person: Nothing
Nub: ...
Nub: Ok. Cool. XDDDD
Person: Brb
Nub: ...
Nub: XD Ok.

(I'm being very generous because I can't stand spelling like a nub)

by Chris September 14, 2005

Wiggette

1) A stupid ass white girl who acts, talks, and dresses like she is a poor black girl from the hood and only dates black guys.
2) A stupid bitch who thinks only dating black guys will compensate for all the guys of her own race who were not attracted to her.

"Abbey turned down my friend Jonathan because he is white, even though she is white she said she only dates black guys, she is such a wiggette!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

FC

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A FC is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a Funny Crotch or Anteater.

I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he's a FC!

by Chris March 15, 2005