wangas

Unable to climb rocks, however in still photos always appears to be doing a good job. Despite his natural problem solving ability, he can never seem to find which rock to go to next, and that my friends will be his downfall.

Wangas just go to that rock there, and jump over to that one.

by Chris November 26, 2004

Ham

Llama food. As seen in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!

by Chris May 06, 2005

powder puff

A term used to describe a sissy. Someone who talks a lot of stuff but never backs it up because they can't.

"Man, I'll punch you in the face."

"Do it then."

"...."

"Man, you're a fuckin powder puff."

by Chris April 17, 2005

scralatchtica

The act of scratching the inside of your asshole with a dick

I need a scralatchtica

by Chris February 20, 2005

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

by chris January 24, 2005

jim beam

Genuine Kentucky bourbon.

Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.

by chris September 22, 2003

manbroth

The water that's left in the bathtub once a guy steps out of it.

Hell if I'm gonna bathe in someone else's manbroth.

by chris February 16, 2005