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ball tap

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.
I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).
by Chris December 27, 2003
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stout

something that is strong,someone who is fat, or a skinny old radio dj in denver
Damn that beer is stout! Ralphie May is one stout MFer! I heard that stout guy on the radio the other day and realized he is a moron.
by chris August 25, 2003
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Ozan

A religion in which a follower believes that God is found within their own heart and mind. Derived from Wizard of Oz in 1939.
They were married into the Ozan religion.
by Chris January 18, 2005
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Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.
Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.
by Chris November 5, 2003
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roshambo

In modern day United States, Roshambo or Rochambeau is when two or more guys kick, punch, squeeze, or knee each other in the groin to win something (an object, money, bets, etc..) untill one of them gives up or falls down. The last one standing wins. This is a modern American twist on the game.

It is also a very old word of Egyptian origin for the child game "Paper, Sissors, Rock".

In the TV series South Park, Cartman and his friends play the game "I'll Rochambeau you for it", by kicking the opponent in the crotch. The first one to fall over loses the game. This of course means the first person to go is usually the winner. This is a way of choosing, and it's called Rochambeau.
"How about we all throw some money into a pile and see who can win it... ROSHAMBO STYLE!"
by Chris November 5, 2004
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Someone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.
Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly
by Chris December 15, 2004
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Kurt Cobain

A famous rocker from the late 80's and early 90's. He was the guitarist and lead singer of Nirvana, along with Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic. He was also married to Courtney Love, who had a daughter named Frances Bean. In 1994, Kurt was found dead in his greenhouse over his garage, and his death still remains a mystery.
"Dude, my favorite band member in Nirvana Is Kurt Cobain!"
by Chris May 16, 2004
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