CHRIS's definitions

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 3, 2005

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005

wangas

Unable to climb rocks, however in still photos always appears to be doing a good job. Despite his natural problem solving ability, he can never seem to find which rock to go to next, and that my friends will be his downfall.

Wangas just go to that rock there, and jump over to that one.

by Chris November 25, 2004

Oy

A term used by angry jews and/or Czech people. Commonly used for insulting a younger, foolish member of the group. Almost always used in the same sentence as "...In the old country..." or when making someone feel stupid.

Oh vey, in dee old countree vee vouldnt allow it.

by Chris November 13, 2003

G-Check

1) When someone is offending you or bothering you, you put the person in check or teach them a lesson so to speak.

"Jim Lee was talking shit, so I G-Checked his ass by robbing him!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

pankies

a strange word meaning pancakes in the morman tongue.

mmm these sure are yummy pancakes

by Chris January 21, 2005

tub girl

A disturbed Asian woman who is in a tub, sticks her ass in the air, and splunges anal fluids out of her ass and into her mouth. A sickening website www.tubgirl.com but lots of fun to send to people.

Pranker: Hey, go to www.tubgirl.com
Random person: mkay
*opens*
Random person: OH JESUS CHRIST, WTF IS THIS?
Pranker: haha, PWN3D

by Chris April 5, 2005