CHRIS's definitions

Faggotry

1. The art of being homosexual

2. Used to describe a situation that might be deemed "gay

1. You guys are having gay sex in my room, what faggotry!

2. Stephanie, the situations you put me through, now that is some hardcore faggotry

by Chris March 22, 2005

Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Cridem

The combination of two comical beings acting as one, through the techniques of fusion

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A FLAT MINOR" ahahahahaha

by Chris January 21, 2005

jamal lewis

Running Back for the Baltimore Ravens who broke the single game rushing record in 2003, with 295 yards.

Jamal Lewis ran all over them there Browns hon.

by Chris May 13, 2005

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004

Wedgie

When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.

I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time!! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell!!

by Chris December 27, 2003