Angry Pirate

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

by chris February 25, 2005

flap

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.

"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"

by Chris April 14, 2005

Stoecocked

When you get stoecocked

You just done been stoecocked

by Chris January 30, 2005

Chevy

Couldnt handle enough vehicle yet

Tommy couldnt handle a ford so he bought a chevy.

by chris November 07, 2004

dobber

someone who is flighty, naive, and never knows what is going on. Your average idiot with no real direction in life, who is normally the one doing stupid things when your with your friends.

dude your such a dobber

by chris January 09, 2005

Brick

A kilogran of cocaine.



"Man I have to push this ki of blow and quick, i need to get the cream."

"I got a hundred bricks, fourteen-five a piece
Enough to cop a six buy the house on the beach
Supply the peeps with jeeps, brick apiece, capiche?"

by chris November 20, 2004

metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004