CHADWICK's definitions

Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.

Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

grundle dust

baby powder, gold bond, or anything us guys spray on our nuts to keep them from sticking to our legs.

i was at golds gym and i saw a huge dusty pile of grundle dust!!!!

by chadwick May 13, 2005

Sheeeeeeeit

Ebonics for shit.

Sheeeeeeeit, thems's tiiiight!

by Chadwick April 1, 2003

J.O.

J.O. is also a term used to describe one who was once Amish then "jerks over" to the ways of the "normal white man"
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.

Yo, check out that J.O. in the Camaro.

by chadwick July 9, 2003

bawwthswajc

black ass who wants to have sex with a jap car

i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels

by chadwick April 9, 2003

veljohnson

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor

1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."

by Chadwick December 16, 2004

Green

Used to describe either currency or marijuana both due to their color.

Yo, you needs mo green if you wants a pisa dis green dirty.

by chadwick July 8, 2003