The Dirty Snowglobe is the act of defecating and urinating into a large mouthed container such as a Gatorade bottle or a mason jar, sealing it, then shaking it up until the fecal matter has broken down into a fecal matter/urine solution. The solid particles will fall to the bottom of the bottle creating the "dirty snow" in the globe. Now all that's left to do is shake it up again and watch the fecal matter fall back out of solution!
I gave my bitch ex-wife Barb a Dirty Snowglobe for Christmas this year. Now she won't answer my calls.
by CDRTickledick May 31, 2021
Get the Dirty Snowglobemug. A sexual act which involves a man chasing his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackling her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. This should not be attempted if your penis is less than 10 feet long.
by CDRTickledick December 03, 2022
Get the Portuguese Hogtiemug. A sexual act in which a man chases his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackles her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. Do not attempt unless your penis is at least 10 feet long.
by CDRTickledick December 03, 2022
Get the Portuguese Hogtiemug. A rare type of possibly expired diesel fuel, the origins of which are unknown. Typically found in shitty old Fords in Albertan oilfields.
Before we fire this old piece of shit up, we gotta see if she's got any Radioactive Horse Piss in her tank.
by CDRTickledick June 22, 2020
Get the Radioactive Horse Pissmug. An adjustable wrench or crescent wrench is a type of wrench that is made to be adjustable to several different sizes, allowing the user to carry one wrench rather than several. Under certain circumstances, an adjustable wrench may be considered a suitable replacement for a hammer, at which point it is then known as an adjustable hammer.
by CDRTickledick February 24, 2021
Get the Adjustable Wrenchmug. A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
Get the Alaskan Gravy Fountainmug. A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.
Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.
by CDRTickledick May 28, 2020
Get the Ass Pissmug.