syllabus week

the first week of class, when syllabi are passed out... a basic waste of time.
you going to class?
nah, it's syllabus week... I'll just get the notes online
by CB0717 August 21, 2007
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penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.
Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.
by CB0717 October 30, 2007
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dtearth

Short for down to earth. Often used in personal ads.
Looking for a swm who's dtearth.
by CB0717 August 02, 2007
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fcnlt

acronym for fat chicks need love too

used as a synonym for "be nice"
a: dude, bitch just totally walked past me and farted.

b: I know, but fcnlt
by CB0717 February 26, 2009
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2.999 me

a term of love

2.999 is less than three, when using the emoticon heart <3
by CB0717 October 11, 2007
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gutter glitter

even though Nancy isn't out on the street yet, she will be if she keeps wasting her money on the gutter glitter
by CB0717 November 04, 2008
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Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.
Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!
by CB0717 September 20, 2007
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