fantozzi

a trumpeter that displays homosexual behavior and fingers his anus during masterbation

tom is a total fantozzi

by captain January 18, 2004

gotsta

have got to

I've gotsta go service your mother!

by Captain June 27, 2003

noop

Cunt, vagina, female genetalia

He thrust his cock into my noop.

by Captain June 27, 2003

spongebob

1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

by Captain August 03, 2003

gahsheeky

A bloody death, to be killed in a violent manner.

Piss off, or you'll be gasheekyed.

by Captain June 27, 2003

ziffed

forgotten or otherwise left behind.

"I waited for them for a hour. They ziffed me again."

by Captain April 23, 2005

Installshield

A piece of shit install program used by many game companies to install their games onto PCs. Goes slow as hell and does much unecessary "unpacking" and other random shit and just goes extremely slow and crashes and is just plain shit.

Installshield: A real fucking winner
and how long does it take to install a 140MB demo? *sigh*

by CAPTAIN February 24, 2005