strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 27, 2003

courtesan

A female prostitute, especially one whose clientele is men of high breeding and social status.

My mom is a courtesan, she only screws paying guys with a shitload of dinero.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 03, 2004

gotsta

have got to

I've gotsta go service your mother!

by Captain June 27, 2003

vhore

A virgin whore, a girl who is with a ton of different guys but doesn't sleep with any of them.

Tershia is a vhore

by Captain July 01, 2003

fantozzi

a trumpeter that displays homosexual behavior and fingers his anus during masterbation

tom is a total fantozzi

by captain January 18, 2004

noop

Cunt, vagina, female genetalia

He thrust his cock into my noop.

by Captain June 27, 2003