C.L. Cates's definitions

glue sock

A prank in which a male uses a roommates or friends sock to cum into and then ball the pair back up and place into the sock drawer and wait for the victim to place said sock on their foot.

Terry was pissed when he put the glue sock on from the other night.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.

She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

scubber

Refers to a male or female with a sexual fetish involving scuba gear.
Also a combination of skank and uber.

I went out with this girl last week and she wanted to go scuba diving. It was awesome then after we went back the the hotel and she put her gear back on and we went at it all night. Turns out she is a scubber.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

mobile ho

Refers to a nasty girl from the trailer park.

Yo, that slut Crystal is such a mobile ho.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.

Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014