Someone who has devoted their entire consciousness and personality to a random form of capitalistic media. Commonly found amongst gamers, music listeners, celebrity worshipers, anime freaks, etc. Will not hesitate to bash the living shit out of anyone who doesn't like what they like with such callous and witty insults as "fag" "fAg" and "FAG."
by C-can October 21, 2003
Company that gave us such wonderful things as Gamespy Arcade, FilePlanet, and the most arrogant staff of reviewers in the world, not to mention a website that is filled with annoying adds that are embedded into the fucking browser window.
by C-can January 29, 2004
One thing that struck me as odd is the use of the term "anarchist-communist." Many people associate the two words with one another apparently because both represent radical movements, when, in reality, both are completely opposite. Think about it. A communist is someone who thinks that the government should have total control over every aspect of the nation and its economy. An anarchist is pretty much the exact opposite, since they think that there should be NO government, so how the fuck can you associate the two when they're both completely contradictory to one another? Actually, in a way, I can see both movements being similar to each other, in terms of that they're both fucking equally insane.
When a musician tells his fans to steal his album in order to "undermine the system," you just know that his music has to suck.
by C-can January 31, 2004
1. Second greatest game ever made. I say "second greatest" because everyone with half of a brain knows how good Halo 2 will be.
2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
Halo kicked ass, but Halo 2 will probably be even better.
Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
by C-can January 29, 2004
One who protests against a declaration of war by one's government. Most recently, they have been protesting against the Iraqi War thingie. Many are decent people who have genuine concerns about things, but there are also the fanatical shitbags who think that lying down in the middle of the fucking road during rush hour is going to solve anything. Those misguided individuals apparently think that preventing people from getting to work or to a hospital because they have severe burns is okay, but its not okay to tear down a dictatorship that has killed millions of its own people.
The majority of antiwar protestors you see on TV are raging narcissitic lunatics, but there are those who know that they can get their point across just by standing on the sidewalk or in a park without screaming their heads off at passers by.
by C-can October 22, 2003
Images of naked humans or naked humans in the act of sexual intercourse. Often used as a means of becoming aroused by lonely humans who are unable to attract a mate. Despite its usefulness to such individuals, the overall majority of internet pornography has degraded into a flaming heap of vile, disgusting images designed to cater to the sick fetishes of various internet subcultures including, but not limited to: furries, pedophiles, amputation fetishists, genital mutilation addicts, etc.
"Pornography" makes up more than 60% of the internet's content.
The obsession of teenage boys across America is "pornography."
The obsession of teenage boys across America is "pornography."
by C-can October 19, 2003
A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.
The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity.
The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.
The Internet will soon replace libraries.
The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.
The Internet will soon replace libraries.
by C-can October 19, 2003