C-can's definitions

prowar protestor

Someone in favor of a war for whatever reason. There aren't that many of them around because the A.N.S.W.E.R Police are ordered to censor them whenever they come to crash an anitwar protest. They represent the silent majority, or those who occasionally express their views through radio personalities like Rush Limbaugh, but rarely resort to the fanatical antics and idiotic screaming of the Majority Apparent.

Prowar Protesters march right through a crowd of over a thousand or so leftists complaining about George W. Bush suppressing free speech, but attempt to silence the prowar advocates when they attempt to voice their opinions. Go figure.

by C-can January 22, 2004

Landover Baptist

Ultra-Right wing fundamentalists protestants? Well, I can agree with you concerning the ones that think the Pope is Satan himself, that the New World Order is coming (The UN army isn't big enough to police the state of Connecticut for fuck's sake, how the hell are they going to take over the world?), and a whole bunch of other shit. Note, the Landover Baptist website is a fucking PARODY, and isn't representative of the MAJORITY of Protestants out there, just the obsessive loonies. We're tolerant of people of different ethnicities, we don't believe in bombing abortion clinics (those who do obviously aren't "pro-life") and we most certainly do NOT go out Goth-hunting. I know that the site is just satire, but this shit is starting to get out of hand. I'll have to create a liberal/atheist parody site to keep shit "fair and balanced."

Landover Baptist is somewhat ironic, considering that they run parody ads making fun of Bush, yet a lot of conservatives I talk to are pissed at Bush. The only people who are blindly devoted to him anymore are those hicks who have a seething hatred for us "Yankees," just because we kicked their rebellious asses back in line during the Civil War.

by C-can February 9, 2004

Internet

A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.

The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity.

The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.

The Internet will soon replace libraries.

by C-can October 18, 2003

antiwar protestor

One who protests against a declaration of war by one's government. Most recently, they have been protesting against the Iraqi War thingie. Many are decent people who have genuine concerns about things, but there are also the fanatical shitbags who think that lying down in the middle of the fucking road during rush hour is going to solve anything. Those misguided individuals apparently think that preventing people from getting to work or to a hospital because they have severe burns is okay, but its not okay to tear down a dictatorship that has killed millions of its own people.

The majority of antiwar protestors you see on TV are raging narcissitic lunatics, but there are those who know that they can get their point across just by standing on the sidewalk or in a park without screaming their heads off at passers by.

by C-can October 21, 2003

fanboy

Someone who has devoted their entire consciousness and personality to a random form of capitalistic media. Commonly found amongst gamers, music listeners, celebrity worshipers, anime freaks, etc. Will not hesitate to bash the living shit out of anyone who doesn't like what they like with such callous and witty insults as "fag" "fAg" and "FAG."

Fanboys don't realize that Sega, Sony, Nintendo, etc. all make good and bad products alike.

by C-can October 20, 2003

Gangster

Someone who makes most of, if not all their living, off of illegal activity. They sell drugs, guns, treat women like a sexual aid rather than a real person, kill people, and try to worm their way into the private business sector as much as possible. Why you would look up to someone who kills people for his own benefit as cool and a role modle, I have no fucking idea. Not to be confused with a gangsta, which is basically a teenaged loser who thinks that smoking pot or bringing his switch blade in to show all his loser friends will somehow make him as horrible a monster as, say, a Colombian drug lord.

You listen to music that promotes killing and drug dealing, yet you bitch about the CIA and their whole Crack controversy, and you protest wars. Fucking, ignorant, dumbass.

by C-can February 3, 2004

Triad

1. A crime organization started in China a couple of centuries ago that was originally a group of monks who planned to overthrow the ruling monarchial family and replace it with the one that had ruled before it. Currently, they operate primarily throughout Southeast Asia, as well as in cities throughout the east and west coasts of the US, and possibly in a few cities in the UK.

2. In western culture, the ASIAN (AZN would be pronounced azz-nn, you fuckwhits) attept at gangsta status. It's nice to know our fellow Asian-American youths are growing up to idolize drug-dealers, whore-mongerers, and murderers, because I was afraid that you guys might be smart enough to realize just how fucking base and primitive Western culture has become in recent decades, but I guess you're just as stupid as the rest of us, and decided to blend in with the "In" Crowd rather than stand agianst it.

1. The Triads, like the Russian and Italian gangsters, are fucking scary.

2. A few years ago in north Conneticut, a Chinese guy of about 20 years or so slashed his father in the neck over an argument concerning their restaruant business. You just know the Triads were involved.

by C-can February 8, 2004