Definitions by C-can
Halo
1. Second greatest game ever made. I say "second greatest" because everyone with half of a brain knows how good Halo 2 will be.
2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
Halo kicked ass, but Halo 2 will probably be even better.
Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
Majority Apparent
A group of people in a country that usually aren't representative of the majority, but are so loud and obnoxious when they voice their opinions that it becomes quite easy for someone to mistake them for the majority. They appear to be the majority because they are usually extremely angry when conversing about socio-political issues, and usually protest in very large groups as well. Despite the fact that they're extremely outspoken and annoying, they rarely influence any kind of significant change, much less a positive one.
Far left liberals, punk teenagers, socialists, anarchists, etc, are all part of the Majority Apparent.
Majority Apparent by C-can January 23, 2004
prowar protestor
Someone in favor of a war for whatever reason. There aren't that many of them around because the A.N.S.W.E.R Police are ordered to censor them whenever they come to crash an anitwar protest. They represent the silent majority, or those who occasionally express their views through radio personalities like Rush Limbaugh, but rarely resort to the fanatical antics and idiotic screaming of the Majority Apparent.
Prowar Protesters march right through a crowd of over a thousand or so leftists complaining about George W. Bush suppressing free speech, but attempt to silence the prowar advocates when they attempt to voice their opinions. Go figure.
prowar protestor by C-can January 22, 2004
do not call list
One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.
Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.
do not call list by C-can January 18, 2004
spammers
The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.
Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.
Panzer Dragoon
Excellent game series that was developed by Sega's Team Andromeda until they broke up in 1998. Latest game was released by Sega's Smilebit. Has gone relatively unnoticed in the gaming world due to lack of advertising and multiplayer involvement, but still very excellent as far as gaming standards go.
The Panzer Dragoon series has been the host of some of the best shooters of all time. Sony advocates like to say it sucks despite the fact that most of them probably haven't even played it.
Panzer Dragoon by C-can October 26, 2003
antiwar protestor
One who protests against a declaration of war by one's government. Most recently, they have been protesting against the Iraqi War thingie. Many are decent people who have genuine concerns about things, but there are also the fanatical shitbags who think that lying down in the middle of the fucking road during rush hour is going to solve anything. Those misguided individuals apparently think that preventing people from getting to work or to a hospital because they have severe burns is okay, but its not okay to tear down a dictatorship that has killed millions of its own people.
The majority of antiwar protestors you see on TV are raging narcissitic lunatics, but there are those who know that they can get their point across just by standing on the sidewalk or in a park without screaming their heads off at passers by.
antiwar protestor by C-can October 21, 2003